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Hell on HTML5

Yes, you heard that right, this page is meant look crap, be coded crappily, and generally follow the gracious old standards.

Because new standards are crap

And I ADORE HTML2 and similar.

Do your eyes disagree with this page's color scheme and Marquee-Blink combo?

 Too. Fucking. Bad.


Want to suffer with me?

Download this site's source code, use it as a template, and create your own website in-kind with the same eye-searing koulur. scheme.

Your eyes? FUCK THEM I don't give a shit













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