Yay! Performance. While my old-ifiying of my site may have decreased performance in the short term- it's good now! After lots of tinkering I've recieved 100s across the board from lighthouse.

Author’s note: Best read while listening to The Lazy Song (Bruno Mars, 2010)

Is there truly a meaning to anything we do?

Not philosophically—actually. Is there *any* reason to do anything?

Is there a reason we shouldn’t stay at home, never go outside, and welcome the laziness?

Is there truly any purpose to our actions, our effort? Is there any useful effect to writing this very piece?

Ponder those questions—or don’t. What’s the purpose of even pondering them, when you could be sleeping, watching television, or generally relaxing?

Would it be better to just lay in bed and “not do anything”?

Laziness Theory says: yes.

There’s no purpose to doing anything. We should all just lie in our beds, not care what’s happening on our phones, and just do—whatever.

So why subscribe to Lazinessism?

Why not? It’s better than trying to “find meaning in nature” or “unroll the world through logic.” It’s much easier to do nothing—to be lazy.

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The Ten Commandments

Don’t worry, this isn’t lovey-dovey Christianity or moralistic crap—this is peak Lazinessism. And don’t stress, they’re completely optional:

The following is an uneditted teaser of an upcoming post

Atheism, Religion; polar opposites - but lets logically think.

There’s a growing movement in teens and young adults to reject religion and accept atheism(Vul: Heathen). This has been led by 3 major issues/causes- which are as follows:

1) Their parents forced them to go to church
2) They logic'd it out a figured out religion is a construct created over millennia to explain phenomenon and cope with stress
3) They just hate religion

Now, these reasons are the majority, but there are other reasons, keep that in mind.

First of all let me say before we go any further: I’m not trying to persuade you to become an atheist, simply sharing my thoughts and conclusions.

[End of teaser]

Noticed changes in the website? Well you should. I'm "HTML2-ifying" the site, basically going through and removing all the CSS I can find. For what purpose, you may ask? Well of course just to simply say 'my site doesn't use any css(Terms and conditions apply, limited css is used to emulated depricated HTML tags via the necromancy stylesheet).' so screw CSS.

In response to If Buying Isn’t Owning, Then Piracy Isn’t Stealing | LMG Clips

What
The
Absolute
Fuck?

Yes, that's my response. What in the everloving hell is this Twaddled extraordinary balderdash that these companies think they can get away with?

Do they think we're compliant little fireflies in a draconian illuminati-controlled society where we don't have fists to knock their fucking teeth out?

Hey, teamviewer, if you keep this shit up there's something called a boycott — Read about it you money-eyed glutton.

Ever heard of Piracy? Oh, and open-source?

Well learn about it, you should; Before some piss-poor 14 year old codes a better alternative to your app.

Are you stupid? — not joking, did you fail your IQ test, or did you just think 1 was your percentile?

Did your sweet little cereberal cortex get a full on hemorrhage from when you were fudgelling around and not getting a single fucking helpful thing done in an entire work day?

Did your elegant pico-conscience break like Gandhi in Sid Meier’s Civilization?

Or were you just a bastard when you unceremoniously came out of your mother like a pile of steaming shit?

Did your itty-bitty Subscription Psycho catch the attention of the internet at last and your neat little plan for milking everyone for every last cent they have in between their couch cushions? Or are you just alergic to trying to give your customers a good UX?
(This is a writing piece styled in the style of justfuckingusehtml.com)