Tumult server... Exists, I'm not going to lie - I completely forgot to make a post about it when I got it. Whatever, Let's get to the point.
I have a second server! It's a Dell Poweredge R410, with a single Non-redundant 400W PSU, 4x 3.5" bays in the front, 32GB of ram, Dual Intel Xeon X5650s, and best of all fans that make me wish I were deaf.
Tumult has already been deployed and acts as the main storage/DB backend for my website, so comments actually sync now! Oh and I setup a sticky rule on my load balancer so session are maintained, I'm brushing over a lot here, but that's the main idea.

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