While I usually don’t post this kind of thing to my blog, this story I wrote for ELA is hilarious!

Chaos at the zoo, by Joshua Thayer
One day my friend and I went to the zoo. When we got there the parking lot was full of escaped lemurs with black cloaks fighting escaped chimpanzees with magical fire that shoots out of their tails. The lemurs were making advances towards the chimpanzees while we stared in shock--Then immediately turned around, put the pedal to the metal, and got the heck out of there. By the time we got back to my house, men in black suits, white shirts, and black ties were waiting outside. We got out of the car and walked over “May I ask why you’re here?” I ask, still half shocked from the zoo… incident, the agent mutters something under his breath like “Where is my Neuralyzer?”. He rummaged through his pockets for a moment before pulling out a strange looking device, he held it up then told us to look into it , the device flashed brightly then… Wait, we’re late! We need to get to the zoo!

Did you get the MIB reference?

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