Sun May 15 11:47:24 2022

Introducing, the owo processor, built on the lastest 7nm nose from Sungsung.

Sun May 15 00:01:57 2022

$[x4 :osucum:]

Sun May 15 08:09:55 2022

im gonna rewrite my life in rust.

Sun May 15 00:15:32 2022

THE ANTS ARE COMING. SEND HELP.

Sun May 15 15:26:21 2022

IM OFFICIALLY A STRAIGHT A STUDENT LESSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOO.

Sun May 15 19:32:15 2022

Rosa Linn did so well. I couldn't ask for a better singer to represent my people. Can't stop listening! https://youtu.be/gVqGKkm7xBE 🇦🇲

Sun May 15 00:22:24 2022

@robot@mk.gaycookie.dev !ship @kde@mastodon.technology @gnome@floss.social

Sun May 15 13:58:41 2022

oh whoops silly me. :nkoLaugh:

Sun May 15 07:34:37 2022

morning you magnificent bastards!

Sun May 15 08:43:56 2022

TEA TOIME:ameowcoffee:

Sun May 15 08:01:36 2022

yay new SHIBE video just dropped. https://youtu.be/lCd830JsiW0

Sun May 15 08:11:53 2022

thanks to all these news mirrors and bots, fedi is basically how i get my world and tech news now. and i can get it from cnn as well as the verge and google news too. so good! :dragnheart:

Sun May 15 00:11:52 2022

OH GOD THEIR STARTING THEIR INVASION

Sun May 15 12:35:40 2022

My dad sprayed my room so no ants will come in my room and crawl on my face. The Counter-ant forces have advanced....

Sun May 15 17:10:54 2022

meow meow sitting on the window sill in the dark. (beautiful.) :blobcat_adorable: #caturday #belatedcaturday

Sun May 15 17:43:39 2022

i opened my window for the first time since last summer and i can hear birds chirping and the cool breeze through my room god spring is so beautiful. :meowhearthug:

Sun May 15 00:15:52 2022

shit grape jelly

Sun May 15 16:16:49 2022

"In Michigan, minor must be at least 14-years-old for most occupations unless exempt from the Youth Employment Standards Act. A work permit is required unless the minor is exempt from the act or employed in corn detasseling." > or employed in corn detasseling. Ok, That's *very* specific. Also, wtf is corn detasseling?

Sun May 15 16:01:26 2022

Still got my GNOME. :nko3c:

Sun May 15 08:55:07 2022

https://youtu.be/MssdTbaC9hM This is so good

Sun May 15 09:47:24 2022

he loves scratches.

Sun May 15 16:36:41 2022

i want a big titty dragon gf. :dragnhearteyes:

Sun May 15 08:04:15 2022

MY #misshaialert STATS: awoos: 4068 (+426) pouncers: 210 (+18) pouncing: 729 (+19) #misshaialert

Sun May 15 20:07:35 2022

alright thats enough fedi for one night. gn everyone!

Sun May 15 13:53:21 2022

yay i got my dick approved by the NDF (National Dick Fund).

Sun May 15 07:48:10 2022

eating xocolate syrup pancakes rn. :ameowmelt: