Fri Sep 2 13:43:02 2022

It basically went a little something like this:

I had gotten a little tired of my old pseudonym (JumpyThePenguin) because it was too long and I felt like I needed something a bit more serious.

So I went to Google, and searched "most popular english names". It came back with "Thomas", which I shortened to "Tom".

But obviously that wasn't gonna be enough, so I opened up a text editor, typed "tom"...

And then I lifted my hands... and let them fall onto the keyboard.

"xcd"

tomxcd. (pronounced tom ex cee dee)

Fri Sep 2 09:47:02 2022

just cleaned my room

Fri Sep 2 17:31:26 2022

私は巨大なうろこ状のソフトドラゴンが私を彼らの所有物にし、私を抱きしめ、私を所有することを切望しています!!!

Fri Sep 2 14:27:36 2022

tfw no foreskin

Fri Sep 2 13:33:39 2022

i keep hearing that lua is a nice language... should i try it out?

Fri Sep 2 20:17:48 2022

Blurred text shjdjdhbdhdhdhdhdhbdddhdhhdhdhd god i want a dragon to cuddle and hoard me for all of eternity and edge me and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Fri Sep 2 21:49:02 2022

i go sleep sleep now gn fedi

Fri Sep 2 19:07:34 2022

it's only a matter of time before this taylan guy gets the Gleason Emoji treatment.