holy fuck ub is actually right for once?????
i will be watching the splatoon 3 launch from afar
I can't follow 18+ accounts but I can still follow lewd ones right? there's gotta be some difference between being horny and straight up porn
sorry for the ~~hot~~ horny take
I will moveth to Canyada home of the catgirls
toby fox wrote reigen x sans fanfic :blobfoxgoogly:
はい。 絶対。 ドラゴン！！！愛してる！！！
if you're gonna advertise do it RIGHT
my throat hurts so hope this helps
queen elizabeth dies but a dragon rises from the ashes :blobfoxeyes:
where is @cel@skinnyver.se i think she would have slayed the queen already tbh
why doesn't the .ass tld exist? i could do pounced-onmy.ass or thequeenslappedmy.ass
mommy 🥺 dot online
my friends came up to me scrolling fucking MISSKEY and asked "Is that Reddit?"
i need to find that one chjara meme "so what projects did you work on when you were 15" fucking classic
British Bitch Company
ok so basically i need to ~~fuck~~ DATE. I need to DATE a dragon thats within my age and consent range. because dragons live for around 2100 years on AVERAGE (holy shit) that would make a dragon teenager ~350 years old. the ages must scale proportionally to the human ages since you can't judge a dragon based on human standards.
kolektiva user tried to pounce me like No?
me 🤝 fristi liking reptiles :blobfoxcute:
even twitter's garbage search is lightyears ahead of all of the fediverse
MFM Male Female Multiplcation
what is ffmc? /gen
please keep making the jokes i like it when english people are mad :blobdevilsmile:
yeah, cause as long as chjara's nosebleed is coming from ONLY her nose, then we at least we know it's not a respiratory issue or something more serious....
HOLY FUCK IS IT AWESOME I WANNA BE EATEN BY DRAGON inside the dragon but like inside the dragon :blobfoxdrool:
i hate my isp mostly because they sell child lock so i can't access e621 on my home network :meowmad:
also i still hate how trans guys get like no representation even in some lgbt media
itsa morning
tomxcd? tom x cute dragon :blobfoxblushmore:
emacs groomed me :blobfoxgoogly:
I could just... horny post in Japanese...
oh yeah moth person lives in mary's land
alright im going to hell who wants to come
@Uwu i will nom your snoot :blobfoxnomcat:
i can tell my kids i was in algebra class when the queen died lmao
i sense a disturbance in the field... gleason might actually touch grass today. pffffffttttt
am i even
i feel like it's when she started hating misskey that things really went down the shitter
how does one remove themself from the fediring?
holy shit collabrative fedi shitposting like a google doc
why yes alexanderia gleason operator of famous shadowblogging website Gleasonator.com
chjara is my most reliable and unbiased news source because she told me the queen died before anything else did.
oh god vore on my timeline what could possibly go wrong
like jesus just when i think shes said the horniest thing ever she keeps talking
is the Google Pixel really THAT good?? everyone seems to reccommend that shit it pretty sus ngl
time for another round of unintended consequences!
just got back from school i will now shut up about the queen
ushdjhsdjkhfkjds HUGJGJNK it's tooooooo cutttteeeeeeee auggggghhhhh https://twitter.com/AblazeEmbrace/status/1561696146271215618/photo/1
you seek other social media for validation you seek fedi to get splashed with programmer cum
cohost has... whatever cohost does. misskey and akkoma have mfm soooooo....
elizabeth the 2 is sick if she survives this we know she's too powerful and we're all doomed.
Today on #fedinews Queen Elizabeth fucking dies. Everyone gets a 3 day weekend.
:blobfoxdrakedislike: monarchy :blobfoxdrakelike: momarchy
alright taking a shower gimmie water dragon
holy shit it works
my favorite part is when she said "it's elizin' time" and then fucking died
oh wait yeah it's almost 9/11
JSON? gleSON.
im suprised the fediring hasn't collapsed...
AMD has honestly let themselves take too many Ls in the graphics department
omg the fediperson desire to be bread 🍞:drgn_nom_bread:
to eventually befriend and then boyfriend a kobold,,,,,,,,,
looked outside my window and HOLY FU-
oh BALLS i fucked up this time nodnfonhfonfdondgfdlj....
i am listening to touhou music while studying the queen's life lmao
how am i only NOW realizing how fucked this looks?
suddenly have a craving for kobold boys,,,,,,,,,,,