look i know we slayed the queen but like if i was working a job for 70 years i'd wanna retire too
Boom, boom, boom, boom I want you in my room Let's spend the night together From now until forever Boom, boom, boom, boom I wanna go boom, boom Let's spend the night together Together in my room :ameowthinkingsmirk:
with all do respect, PLEASE for the love of god respect boundraies. we have them for a reason.
anyway DRAGONNNNNBBBBBBNNNNNNNNN
tom, resident dragonblogger
The fediverse evolves rapidly, and changes too. like, my 3 original fedi friends, the first people i met, blocked me.
u know what i actually dont give a shit i boost what i want
WAIT A DAMN SECOND ...was chjara thinking im 17 why she put up with my dragon horny :blobcatgooglyholdingitsheadinitshands:
but seriously an adult thinking i was almost an adult this is why age disclosure is important in any relationship.
inhaling some crack why don't you inhale DEEZ NUTS
ayo if u want H, RT this :blobfoxsmirk:
yay i did something with my painfully useless existence and joined the #chjlut
The 1943 U.S. Supreme Court ruling, West Virginia V. Barnette, determined that no school or government can compel someone to recite the Pledge of Allegiance or salute the flag.
line break superiority
PFFTTTTTT. forever, i think your website might need some help. :nkoLaugh:
i even tried to block the gay foxxo but i just couldn't bring myself to do it! i hope we're still friends
@chjara@snowdin.town Ok so uhhhhhhh I'm 14. I don't turn 15 untill September 25th I felt like I needed to clarify that so this doesn't snowball into something huge. I'm sorry for fudging it.
just talking to the cunning catgirl that lives in my head
actually i don't care
POV: you are a god and your fedi followers follow you religiously :blobfoxeyes:
chairs are a heck
ok so forever fixed her instance and thank god she did because that was getting annoying
this catgirl living im my head is really nice i should personify her
Long ago, after the Creator first put people on the Earth, the Anishinaabe, or "Original People" strayed from their peaceful ways. They began to argue and fight with one another, brother turned against brother, and soon the Anishinaabe were killing one another over hunting grounds and other things. Seeing that harmony and respect for all things no longer existed on Earth the Creator decided to purify the Earth. He did this with water. The water came in the form of a great flood. This water fell upon the Earth and killed the Anishinaabe people and most of the animals as well. Only Nanabush, the central figure in many of the Anishinaabe oral traditions, was able to survive the flood along with a few animals and birds who managed to swim and fly. Nanabush floated on a huge log, searching for the land. No land was found because the Earth was now covered by the Great Flood. Nanabush allowed the remaining animals and birds to take turns resting on the log as well. Finally, Nanabush spoke: "I am going to do something," he said. "I am going to swim to the bottom of the water and grab a handful of earth." "With this small bit of earth, I believe we can create a new land for us to live on." With the help of the four winds, and the Creator. So Nanabush dove into the water and was gone for a long time. Finally, he surfaced and told the animals that the water is too deep for him to swim to the bottom. All were silent. The loon spoke up. "I can dive under the water for a long way. That is how I catch my food. " "I will try to make it to the bottom and return with some earth in my beak." The loon disappeared and was gone for a long time. "Surely", thought the others, "the loon must have drowned." Then they saw him float to the surface, weak and nearly unconscious. "I couldn't make it. There must be no bottom to this water," he gasped. Then, the helldiver came forward and said "I will try next. Everyone knows I can dive great distances." So the helldiver went under. Again, a very long time went past and others thought that he had surely drowned. At last, he too floated to the surface and was unconscious. And not until he came to, he could relate to the others, that he too was unable to fetch the earth from the bottom. Many more animals tried, but failed, even the turtle. All failed, and it seemed as though there was no way to get the much needed earth from the bottom. Then a soft, muffled voice was heard. "I can do it," it spoke softly. At first, no one could see who it was that spoke up. Then a little muskrat stepped forward. "I'll try," he repeated. Some of the other, bigger, more powerful animals laughed at the muskrat. Nanabush spoke up, "Only the Creator can place judgement on others. " "If the muskrat wants to try, he should be allowed to." So the muskrat dove into the water. He was gone much longer than the others who had tried to reach the bottom. After a while, Nanabush and the other animals were certain that the muskrat had given his life trying to reach the bottom. Far below the water's surface, the muskrat had in fact reached the bottom. Very weak from lack of air, he grabbed some earth in his paw. And with all the energy he could muster, he began to swim for the surface. One of the animals spotted the muskrat as he floated to the surface. Nanabush pulled him onto the log. "Brothers and sisters," Nanabush said, "Muskrat went too long without air, and he is dead." A song of mourning and praise was heard across the water as Muskrat's spirit passed on to the Spirit World. Suddenly, Nanabush exclaimed, "Look! There is something in his paw!" Nanabush carefully opened the tiny paw. All the animals gathered close to see what was held so tightly there. Muskrat's paw opened and revealed a small ball of earth. The animals all shouted with joy. Muskrat sacrificed his life so that life on Earth could begin anew. Nanabush took the piece of earth from the muskrat's paw. Just then, the turtle swam forward, and said, "Use my back to bear the weight of this piece of earth. With the help of the Creator, we can make a new Earth." Nanabush put the piece of earth on the turtle's back. Suddenly, the wind blew from each of the four directions. The tiny piece of earth on the turtle's back began to grow. It grew, and grew and grew until it formed an island in the water. The island grew larger and larger, but still the turtle bore the weight of the earth on his back. Nanabush and the animals all sang and danced in a widening circle of the growing island. After a while, the four winds ceased to blow and the waters became still. A huge island sat in the middle of the water and today that island is known as North America. The Ojibwe hold special reverence for the turtle who sacrificed his life and made life possible for the Earth's second people. To this day, the muskrat has been given the good life. No matter that the marshes have been drained, and their homes destroyed in the name of progress. The muskrat continues to survive and multiply. The muskrats do their part today in remembering the Great Flood. They build their homes in the shape of the little ball of Earth and the island that was formed from it.
wait how does misskey know to federate post edits???
"tom, you are way too horny" "aren't you, like, 14 or 15?" stfu literally no one cares and the ones that do care either: - ive blocked a long time ago - i've just lost all respect for completely (cc @/forever@/fedi.aroace.space, @/thatonecalculator@/stop.voring.me jk not really)
nginx when ngin11 shows up 😳
@maia@crimew.gay I forced my computer to say this for you.
jesus you people need to go touch some males
but like they blocked me but they saw shit apparently?????
i think the catgirl in my head is starting to become her own personality :blobfoxeyes:
oh yeah marcan is part of the asahi linux team now :blobfoxcute:
i know i told chjara and the other i was 15 but im technically still 14 untill september 25 did i fudge my age??? PLEASE HELP i thought of this and this is tearing me apart
hyperpoop hypershit
i realized i wasn't pouncing eliza and thats why i never see any of her posts....
okay but the fact that you can run full ass gpus through nvme slots since they are just PCIe slots hurts my brain in the best possible way:blobcatgooglyholdingitsheadinitshands:
xeras should make an alt called waylanderas
going to the summit in celeste implies falling back down to the bottom
me 🤝 @kayden this being our national anthem
when usb50 comes out when im like 90 or smthn maybe it'll actually be good
how would someone go about becoming a $[sparkle chjlutist?]
it's not like their problems are gonna get any better if liz truss is running the show
"RIP Queen" How about RIP Aaron, he did a lot of stuff for the web, like RSS, and Creative Commons.
like I said I would touch grass but my dragon gf burnt down all of it soooooooo...... :blobnervouspleading:
damn she do have doggo tho
microsoftspec is dumb where my apple spec gays at
ah yes going to Fugging school to get my Fugging degree
also im 69 kg get played
andussy
[INSERT GOOD FEDI POST HERE OR SOME SHIT]
WHY CAN I STILL SEE HIS POSTS I BLOCKED HIM
I hate this, I REALLY hate this, but it has to be done. I never wanted to loose ANOTHER fedifriend. But I had to block Uwu, things were just way too akward between us. I'm open to being friends again in the future, once I've calmed down.
dragonbloggers when the dragonvloggers pull up :florshed:
yay i did it now i don't feel morally bankrupt!
i searched oninininininininininin on duckduckgo and got this: http://www.cismod.com/
i need a nice B(a)S(e)D operating system
louie, for example, is tangible you can touch him
How do you pronounce nginx? :boost_love:
Linux is just for people who can't afford UNIX The good stuff...
Omw to a electronic waste facility in Africa to collect secret docs from the CIA
how am i on so much caffine yet so tired????? ADHD moment
im starting to realize that i only make decent fediposts when im od on caffine :blobfoxgoogly: what is this... POWER i feel within me...
just taking to the massive aligator that lives in my head
oh god it's eating away at me now
the ratio of boosted content to original content on my profile is almost perfectly balanced.
im in my ODed on caffine era
the game where the pics represent words
no wait maybe foxxo isn't the way to combat inflation you'll just inflate it
Queen: Don't Stop Me Now But the queen got stopped anyway 😔
oh god gleason is rebasing himself hope he doesn't die from snorting that much grass
sip fristi
waking up to fedi talking about motherboards and catgirls is such a vibe :blobfoxgoogly:
we're watching a movie in german in class rn
yea i'll take a nap to forget about it
"the temptation of syuilo thighs is too strong" lol same
@maia@crimew.gay wait, is "it" or "she" your preferred pronouns? or do you not have a preference?
i remember making a comment on a youtube video and someone replied "fedi.nullob.si user spotted" like wow is this that exclusive of a club??
oh yeah that reminds me
yall ever use the wrong reaction twice?
i used to pronounce NVMe as envy me or enby me, even
normalize sitting in chairs weird.
wait did chjara edit that last post? because that might explain why...
so you're telling me THIS sly bastard help invent Markdown, RSS, AND Creative Commons????
what's hard about ADHD is that I didn't even know i had it for my whole life "if you don't know its happening, there is no way to defend against it"
you can't take my right to horny it's guaranteed in the fedi constitution
anyway im adjacently horny for buff dragon men
oh wait on BSDragon it would be `sudo kopkg install kobold-twinks`
wait THE POAST ADMIN IS IN THE FUCKING CHJULT??? LMFAOOOO
foxxo :blobfoxcute:
my old middle school physics teacher had a literal hammer that he would hit full force next to you if you fell asleep in class he had to pass it down to his son (who is an economics teacher at my high school) because it was too loud. in hindsight i think the school let him get away with too much shit
mansplintering :ablobfoxbongohyper:
alright anyway back to gay
"this is my sister" "she's cis" sent me to the fucking moon
`sudo dnf install twinks`
you can tell that im on a Mac because stupid autocorrect that im too lazy to disable :blobfoxmelt2:
biggest mistake christians ever made was thinking this jesus dude from the middle east was white he likely would have had olive tinted skin.
nope nevermind blocked them back this will not continue anymore i've also scrapped our conversation on xmpp
im not allocishet anyway bi cis
i must learn how to be more gay from @Uwu the foxxo :blobfoxreachaww:
the fuck is eDRAM :blobfoxgoogly:
the only downside to xeras' new pfp is i keep mistaking them for Slips... fluffyposting people
h
crimewuh.gay
first uwu blocks me, then forever comes back after blocking me for 3 MONTHS to interact. today is so fucking weird.
i think madeline from celeste should be crowned royal enby of england
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu It's sad but I don't care...