Thu Oct 13 11:56:25 2022

microplastic genders be like

Thu Oct 13 17:58:45 2022

On one side you have the anti-lewd puritans, and on the other you have... the waff girls. :ffoxfacepalm:

Thu Oct 13 05:30:51 2022

I'm still pretty sure Microsoft was looking for any reason to remove notch from Minecraft

Thu Oct 13 14:55:23 2022

time to go learn the basics of C so i can make jokes with fedifriends :blobcatgoogly: https://www.learn-c.org/

Thu Oct 13 10:23:57 2022

myers briggs? mine are biggs :blobfoxsmirk:

Thu Oct 13 15:22:55 2022

it was created by Barn Jockstrap in 302AD

Thu Oct 13 14:38:01 2022

if i wanna stream music i use invidious or newpipe

Thu Oct 13 05:57:58 2022

wait that would just be "maia of arson" it's from Arson (town)

Thu Oct 13 05:52:30 2022

suprise school fire drill yayyyyyy

Thu Oct 13 14:05:04 2022

dictonary

Thu Oct 13 07:54:01 2022

I don't really know why so many people hate AJR. I've liked a few songs more than others, but I've never been disappointed by an AJR song.

Thu Oct 13 12:48:49 2022

lmao the first word ever in my lang is "kotti" cat/kitten (depending on context) :blobcat_adorable:

Thu Oct 13 14:23:36 2022

dad just gave me a USB flash drive gonna encrypt it and use it for uuuuhhhhhh *totally* wholesome pics of dragons fr fr

Thu Oct 13 05:03:09 2022

the new unix.dog logo

Thu Oct 13 17:08:36 2022

i am in my pure era :ms_nail_polish_paw_r1:

Thu Oct 13 12:19:05 2022

macOS, for all it's faults, has been amazing with UI consistency. macOS has always had the menu bar, and the dock, it's been that way for 22 goddamn years. Windows can barely go 3 years without changing something.

Thu Oct 13 15:43:07 2022

For people still confused on Pointers, I thought of a little analogy: Say your friend wants to know where you live. Think of your hometown as memory, with lots of houses being stored (variables), and addresses to locate them (pointers). You wouldn't show your friend, say, a picture of your house and expect them to find it quickly. Therefore, you would give your friend your house's address (a pointer), so they can locate it easily. Now, let's put it to proper terms. C wants to know what the variable you're referring to is. You have memory, with lots of variables being stored, and addresses to locate them. You can't give C your variable name and expect C to find it amongst all of your other variables, so you refer to its address is a pointer so C can easily locate it. Hope this helped :)

Thu Oct 13 04:45:45 2022

and to think i was one of the funders of #cvqcon2022 it's absolutely awesome to see the con getting shitter and shitter by the day. glad i left, will demand a refund.

Thu Oct 13 08:53:21 2022

everyone be competing for this dick

Thu Oct 13 13:05:27 2022

OH: Leave the kid alone, I was the one who asked.

Thu Oct 13 16:29:04 2022

no offense but if you're an adult you're a depressed bitch

Thu Oct 13 10:31:22 2022

bideussy

Thu Oct 13 14:08:50 2022

Thu Oct 13 11:59:35 2022

audiophiles would literally buy a pair of headphones made in a sweatshop in china than have a beast of a gaming/workstation rig.

Thu Oct 13 10:08:05 2022

here it is! the final version of the unix.dog logo! :drgn_up_happy_blep:

Thu Oct 13 08:13:29 2022

serial experiments pulse

Thu Oct 13 10:25:21 2022

pure stupidity is how i get my fediclout

Thu Oct 13 11:54:31 2022

fr tho spending 2100 on a pair of headphones is absurd. at least if you spend that much on a computer you can use it both as a workstation and as a gaming rig.

Thu Oct 13 09:01:58 2022

but sometimes i just feel little to no sexual, romantic attraction to anyone, and feel more towards platonic or aesthetic attraction that's why i say im either gay, straight, or **nothing** because i often feel this way and i hope this counts

Thu Oct 13 09:35:28 2022

>Cis has traditionally been used as a prefix, the same as trans has, and comes from the latin meaning “on the same side as”, which sits opposite trans, from the latin “on the opposite side as”. Cis cum circum~~spice~~cision :woozy_baa:

Thu Oct 13 15:35:46 2022

out of everyone to be a homestuck fan, Evelyn was the last person I would have thought of.

Thu Oct 13 12:04:30 2022

curb my fedi addiction

Thu Oct 13 15:30:13 2022

but I don't care. My momma always taught me to clean up after myself anyway. I'm learning C. If you don't like that... then I can't really stop you.

Thu Oct 13 14:33:43 2022

i don't wanna be a furry i wanna be an electron inside an atom :blobfoxreachaww:

Thu Oct 13 13:53:12 2022

i wanna follow the annie but how do i even do that? :drgn_lurk_pleading:

Thu Oct 13 06:22:55 2022

i immediately hop on my feed and see leg

Thu Oct 13 08:17:18 2022

gaseous genders be out here smoking up the place

Thu Oct 13 13:18:48 2022

tlapkore music

Thu Oct 13 07:32:12 2022

okay so i made me as a dragon

Thu Oct 13 19:29:37 2022

if posix is so good where's poseven

Thu Oct 13 15:38:37 2022

rat eris aka kallisti aka kal aka...

Thu Oct 13 13:36:10 2022

Masto users be like >doesn't caption their images >image caption bot steals them "They stole my memes!!!!1!1!1!!1!1 :dragnsob:" fucking skill issue tbh

Thu Oct 13 08:10:55 2022

infinite HRT generator

Thu Oct 13 12:57:55 2022

so it would be "dģe kotti" for "their cat"

Thu Oct 13 13:10:02 2022

people will probably know you're a cat online if you're deranged

Thu Oct 13 13:23:14 2022

your blåhaj will cost 15 HRT

Thu Oct 13 16:56:43 2022

hmmmmmmmmm wait actually i could take this in a different direction i could become the purest fedi user immaginable abstain from the horny that could work actually

Thu Oct 13 07:58:34 2022

I'm weak and what's wroooong with that? Boy oh boy I love it when I faaaallll for that

Thu Oct 13 14:47:20 2022

i've been hearing a lot of trash talk with C++ recently... eh im a rust learner why would i care :blobcatgoogly:

Thu Oct 13 18:03:34 2022

thanks fedi for yet again helping with my transition (from horny bitch to purest of puritan)

Thu Oct 13 08:56:34 2022

`git checkout my-dick`

Thu Oct 13 16:04:41 2022

I am a bastard, actually. Completely illegitimate in the eyes of the church! :blobfoxgooglymlem:

Thu Oct 13 10:26:14 2022

mb type where's the nb type? :drgn_flat_pleading:

Thu Oct 13 08:46:48 2022

You got something to hide We gon' burn the whole house down. :dragnheadphones:

Thu Oct 13 17:25:05 2022

on my way to become the purest fedi user in existence lmao

Thu Oct 13 13:17:55 2022

chjlapkopneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Thu Oct 13 13:17:00 2022

chj- tlapko- not many people's names are like this, respect.

Thu Oct 13 17:54:38 2022

being lewd? it aint me. it aint me.

Thu Oct 13 08:21:49 2022

alkaline genders

Thu Oct 13 09:44:57 2022

Hey just wanted to ask if you were comfortable with me mixing she/her and it/its be doing that with some friends recently and it's been nice, but I wanna make sure you're comfortable with it.

Thu Oct 13 15:00:53 2022

if C++ has a lot of boilerplate, then what is C like :blobcatgooglyholdingitsheadinitshands:

Thu Oct 13 12:09:24 2022

"i don't like the FOSS community" i say as i scroll unixporn for 3 hours

Thu Oct 13 09:12:58 2022

tom be like: *points at a rock* mood tbh

Thu Oct 13 12:38:48 2022

thyněn kotti

Thu Oct 13 07:44:49 2022

bang. bang. bang.

Thu Oct 13 18:09:30 2022

ok so today i have both learned the basics of C, and became a hornt puritan. two things i have never thought would happen like EVER

Thu Oct 13 16:03:35 2022

my brother just called me a french bastard i am everything except french like what

Thu Oct 13 20:02:32 2022

alright i need to go to bed now gn fedi

Thu Oct 13 04:02:52 2022

luci xor amber's meow arc

Thu Oct 13 18:45:03 2022

>for the unyaware

Thu Oct 13 08:35:02 2022

THIS TBH > RT @session@mastodon.social on Twitter >Phone numbers were never meant to be used the way they are today. >They’re meant to be a way to communicate, but they’ve become a lite version of your social security number. >Government accounts, banking, social media — all secured by...your phone number?

Thu Oct 13 15:09:04 2022

meanwhile the Axolotl person is learning C++ i wonder how that's going lmao

Thu Oct 13 06:36:16 2022

my school also has office 2007 and im actually using MS Publisher to make my website for my business project lmao

Thu Oct 13 12:02:59 2022

wingdings when basedings show up

Thu Oct 13 12:36:40 2022

I am young boy who likes dragons. There are a lot of dragons on fedi. I am quite literally a Wonder Boy in a Monster World.

Thu Oct 13 17:37:51 2022

when you come to japan for a relaxing vacation and the locals greet you with Ohio

Thu Oct 13 13:15:40 2022

tlapkosynthesis

Thu Oct 13 05:50:23 2022

you must go on a quest to obtain a shiny magical dragon scale that has HRT powers

Thu Oct 13 17:06:56 2022

I am now fedi's resident bonker. :bonk::bonk::bonk::bonk:

Thu Oct 13 14:41:24 2022

neither man, nor woman, but some other way...

Thu Oct 13 07:51:53 2022

cel sells sea cels down by the celshore