Sun Oct 16 15:37:24 2022

hot take: @schappi@mk.toast.cafe is smart and cute and knows math

Sun Oct 16 09:53:13 2022

no wait that's actually a good idea i'll make a program that can generate your dragon name

Sun Oct 16 19:03:53 2022

Tom's Diner is amazing tbh

Sun Oct 16 05:04:20 2022

why did i use that one????

Sun Oct 16 10:36:40 2022

OMG PACASA LMAOOO

Sun Oct 16 14:03:27 2022

i love dragonsssss so muchhhhhhhh im the real chjara i promise

Sun Oct 16 20:48:51 2022

>Go (Persian: گه, lit. "shit") is an esoteric programming language made by Google in 2007, Go originated from the aftermath of Ken Thompson mistyping everything trying to program in C while drunk. I FUCKING CAN'T LMAO

Sun Oct 16 09:16:05 2022

i wanna follow the charlotte because she seems cool but she tryna keep it mutuals only so i understand :blobfoxcatsnuggle:

Sun Oct 16 14:48:29 2022

Is may literally copying chjara's posts now?

Sun Oct 16 13:51:49 2022

je déteste Israél

Sun Oct 16 15:24:25 2022

tosti

Sun Oct 16 13:13:21 2022

Minor Exclusionary Radical Major

Sun Oct 16 13:40:15 2022

and that's the thing i love about wikipedia it's an encylopedia that is updated every few minutes instead of every few years like paperbacks i used to use get the most up to date shit

Sun Oct 16 19:54:58 2022

uncyclopedia has unironically become my favorite website of all fuckin time i encourage you to go contribute to this... utter cesspool. https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Main_Page

Sun Oct 16 20:42:45 2022

Masturbation Certification

Sun Oct 16 13:18:28 2022

nebraska is so dumb why is lincoln the capital?? it should be omaha

Sun Oct 16 17:09:29 2022

foxxo programming language :blobfox3c:

Sun Oct 16 14:11:27 2022

SLIPS TOO????

Sun Oct 16 14:05:51 2022

impersonation isn't in my instance rules so GET FUCKED

Sun Oct 16 12:10:05 2022

dad gave me this old wired keyboard. keeping it as a spare for my wireless one

Sun Oct 16 06:03:08 2022

bonce bounce :ablobbounce:

Sun Oct 16 18:07:10 2022

paid dragon conservative :dragneyes::dragneyes:

Sun Oct 16 11:40:59 2022

I could write a fediverse software in C 😳😳

Sun Oct 16 11:51:24 2022

A web development framework called Woozy :fox_woozy:

Sun Oct 16 18:37:41 2022

oh wow did agatha literally block me?

Sun Oct 16 18:26:40 2022

lol # fediblock aster for putting the peaches in the freezer (she didn't make the smoothie correctly)

Sun Oct 16 18:14:33 2022

aster in her bottom arc

Sun Oct 16 13:57:40 2022

may started it!!

Sun Oct 16 14:19:20 2022

i became sus imposter for 30 minutes just like chjara intended

Sun Oct 16 21:39:46 2022

@ataribreakout@is.nota.live is a Billie Eilish stan. i, however, love AJR and everything they make basically.

Sun Oct 16 15:14:08 2022

girls,,,,,, but also boys,,,, hhhhhh the beauty of being bisexual,,,,,

Sun Oct 16 09:02:09 2022

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Sun Oct 16 14:56:21 2022

okay the first chjara to say "amongus" is the real one

Sun Oct 16 09:09:03 2022

why yes i am posting this to fedi fuckin sue me, it's literall history

Sun Oct 16 12:22:11 2022

i love the frisk face emoji 😑😑😑

Sun Oct 16 13:45:41 2022

holy fuck may lmaooooooooo

Sun Oct 16 21:22:58 2022

horny on main? more like yearny on main :dragnmelt:

Sun Oct 16 09:43:42 2022

Mot the Yearny, hoarder of Popcorn and Computers i love that title mmmmmmmm describes me perfectly :dragnmelt::dragnmelt:

Sun Oct 16 17:41:14 2022

This account is a dragon loving community :dragnmelt:

Sun Oct 16 18:18:19 2022

of course kayden uses XMPP XMPuPpy :vlpn_melt3:

Sun Oct 16 19:13:08 2022

>Use `printf` to print it to the standard output

Sun Oct 16 21:48:24 2022

i might have to go to sleep because it's 12:47AM and i need sleep suya... :dragnmelt::dragnmelt::dragnmelt: (will be sure to dream about dragon cuddles)

Sun Oct 16 14:10:16 2022

everyone may be chjara, but who's tuxcrafting????

Sun Oct 16 04:57:30 2022

waking up to cute kotti in my feed is nice :vlpn_melt3:

Sun Oct 16 15:09:27 2022

The Sea Programming Language (you arrange and compile water molecules to code things)

Sun Oct 16 14:00:08 2022

guys my pfp please don't

Sun Oct 16 09:33:07 2022

EVELYN PLEASE DON'T BOOST IT MY NOTIFS WONT SURVIVE THIS AGAIN :blobfoxpleading:

Sun Oct 16 19:50:52 2022

what the hell why is this featured https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/In_MS_Paint_With_One_Arm,_While_Furiously_Masturbating

Sun Oct 16 12:18:28 2022

$[font.cursive We the people of the Fediverse], in order to form a gayer union, establish Bussy, insure domestic trans, provide for the common server admin, promote the general well-being, and secure the blessings of Libera.Chat, to ourselves and our piss, do ordain and establish this constitution for the Anarchy of Fedi.

Sun Oct 16 19:08:57 2022

Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼…

Sun Oct 16 15:00:52 2022

okay i really wanna follow cinny now...

Sun Oct 16 16:30:18 2022

Free Dragon Extremist just sounds like a newspaper

Sun Oct 16 14:46:24 2022

>So you can sit me here next to SFR? yes, you can, she's literally chjara

Sun Oct 16 12:50:27 2022

lmao forever blocked disqordia for "4-chanistic tenancies" glad im not friends with her anymore

Sun Oct 16 09:17:54 2022

take the output of one program and pipe it into another

Sun Oct 16 20:52:05 2022

>“Go, more like Go fuck yourself” >~ Dennis Ritchie on Go

Sun Oct 16 18:29:39 2022

the .top tld exists so where's the .bottom tld :blobfoxpleading:

Sun Oct 16 10:28:36 2022

oh yeah rdrama was blocked on my end so i haven't been able to talk to straw in a while

Sun Oct 16 14:43:01 2022

chjara even stated in her bio that her avi is from https://nitter.it/fugakuwinter/status/1219988048756105216 whatever this is...

Sun Oct 16 18:58:28 2022

I refuse to use the word "poggers" on a regular basis

Sun Oct 16 10:04:35 2022

why is my brain memory already degrading :blobfoxgooglymlem:

Sun Oct 16 16:09:27 2022

might need to up the dose on my ADHD meds i can't even hyperfocus on the things I WANT to do anymore... this sucks and i didn't even ask for it

Sun Oct 16 10:00:37 2022

oh wait im supposed to be working on my dragn name thing.... goddamit...

Sun Oct 16 18:11:43 2022

to be a dragon and to be experimented on by lain from dragon experiments lain :dragnmelt:

Sun Oct 16 16:47:13 2022

i think i might go with fde.one for my instance and i will probably be going with either akkoma or foundkey

Sun Oct 16 05:19:22 2022

that isn't even efficient in any sense of the word

Sun Oct 16 08:55:20 2022

I am noting

Sun Oct 16 09:23:57 2022

i got trolled by the duck 🦆

Sun Oct 16 13:16:58 2022

You've heard of TERFs now get ready for MERMs

Sun Oct 16 21:07:33 2022

I can't wait for FreeBSD to have program support so I can start using it :dragnmelt:

Sun Oct 16 07:01:55 2022

i'll found a new town called Lesb

Sun Oct 16 19:59:50 2022

yessssssss they have an awesome page on dragons i love it i love it i love it i love it already mmmmmmmmm :dragnmelt::dragnmelt::dragnmelt::dragnmelt::dragnmelt::dragnmelt::dragnmelt::dragnmelt::dragnmelt::dragnmelt::dragnmelt: https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Dragon

Sun Oct 16 14:13:56 2022

chjlone wars will forever be a landmark fedi event

Sun Oct 16 15:20:45 2022

we can point at a rock and say "new gender found" because gender is literally just a social construct here, in our own space, we can bend that construct as much as we want without any wider societal involvement.

Sun Oct 16 14:27:25 2022

may is still going????? very well then we must go on a quest to kill it

Sun Oct 16 13:21:19 2022

i live on a peninsula shaped like a mitten 😑

Sun Oct 16 18:32:08 2022

im at #bitconnect2022

Sun Oct 16 08:25:07 2022

wait mastodon the software was inspired by mastodon the band doesn't the band already have trademarks? :dragnthink:

Sun Oct 16 17:47:14 2022

i love touhou too :dragnhearteyes:

Sun Oct 16 15:15:00 2022

he believes in the forceful removal of hélène :dragnsad:

Sun Oct 16 15:11:56 2022

im gonna convert chjara into a unix utility

Sun Oct 16 18:31:53 2022

ok we're making another fake convention im going to be hosting this years fedi #bitconnect2022

Sun Oct 16 11:27:02 2022

...should i talk about that one time i thought poa.st was a good instance and almost moved to it? :blobsmilesweat:

Sun Oct 16 18:22:29 2022

thanks aster for reminding me of this wonderful meme

Sun Oct 16 10:16:41 2022

oh fuck the poll dear god why

Sun Oct 16 18:34:08 2022

capitalists when cum

Sun Oct 16 14:37:14 2022

you can tell i wasn't chjara because my bio said i love dragons

Sun Oct 16 17:48:19 2022

i am a child i don't yearn for the mines i yearn for dragon :dragnmelt:

Sun Oct 16 12:57:52 2022

child grooming

Sun Oct 16 13:52:58 2022

im cosplaying as an 18 year old french girl what

Sun Oct 16 06:40:51 2022

Sun Oct 16 12:54:38 2022

content creators not grooming minors challenge (impossible)

Sun Oct 16 08:12:19 2022

i actually might set up a mumble thing on tomxcd.me for VC

Sun Oct 16 19:32:27 2022

touhou is older than pokemon by a year :blobcatgooglyholdingitsheadinitshands::blobcatgooglyholdingitsheadinitshands:

Sun Oct 16 15:07:47 2022

i need my sharkdog

Sun Oct 16 13:56:39 2022

I'm in my french arc

Sun Oct 16 19:05:27 2022

I am sitting in the morning, at the diner on the corner

Sun Oct 16 11:15:37 2022

plus street? more like plus skeet

Sun Oct 16 11:34:19 2022

tfw no transphobic bf :pensibe:

Sun Oct 16 12:33:18 2022

>Amulius ordered the infants drowned in the Tiber River, but the trough in which they were placed floated down the river and came to rest at the site of the future Rome, near the Ficus ruminalis, a sacred fig tree of historical times. There a she-wolf and a woodpecker—both sacred to Mars—suckled and fed them until they were found by the herdsman Faustulus. no fair! why do they get a wolf mommy? :blobfoxpleading:

Sun Oct 16 10:20:54 2022

omg guise it's literally JADE from fedi!!11!!!1

Sun Oct 16 19:44:44 2022

LMAOOOOOOOOOO https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Nobody_cares

Sun Oct 16 19:11:01 2022

The Mother of the MP3

Sun Oct 16 17:59:19 2022

"If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!"

Sun Oct 16 14:53:49 2022

that's actually how you verify the real chjara sit them next to SFR

Sun Oct 16 13:19:50 2022

Nebraska Inclusionary Radical Michigander I'm a NIRM everyone!

Sun Oct 16 13:47:31 2022

fuck yeah

Sun Oct 16 06:33:43 2022

there a bottom among us

Sun Oct 16 05:08:13 2022

im gonna setup a misskey instance and call it mastodon :dragnsarc:

Sun Oct 16 09:51:10 2022

if a powerful dragon ever so much as glanced at me, i think i might evaporate

Sun Oct 16 09:58:02 2022

yeah i think it was around season 5 or 6 that i stopped watching futurama

Sun Oct 16 12:35:16 2022

Thatcher's Grave still sounds like something you'd find in Skyrim lmaooooooo

Sun Oct 16 08:53:09 2022

big mommy milkers

Sun Oct 16 13:50:27 2022

i love alex gleason