@icedquinn @dd86k no, it’s just the UI being garbage, i haven’t checked up on revolt in a while though, so i might try it again.
my audio just bugged the fuck out when chjara replyed to that and the notif sound was… :akkoscared:
@blumlaut @freeplay fedi is way better in that reguard, which is a big win. but in other reguards, fedi still needs improvement.
@fristi FINALLY, SOMEONE FEELS MY PAIN
french people: s'il vous plaît
me: silver plate
@Mia awesome, as long as more people get their own instances
an actual estrogen vampire
@eris fedi is subject to the same problems as twitter tbh, and we need to figure out how to address these problems, or else we’ll be… right back where we started. :facepalm:
My advice to anybody coming here from Twitter to escape the Musk purchase:
This is not Twitter. Take some time to feel out the vibe, follow the examples of people already on here.
Be mindful of others and use content warnings. Caption your pictures. Don't be a tool.
This is not a walled garden. The site you first sign up to may just be training wheels. You might find another that suits your interests better, no problem. Mastodon.social isn't for everybody and that's fine.
what's new?
almost everyone at my work uses vim so sometimes in our work chat there are messages like
qqq!q!q
or
gg0gggg0
@aster thinking about what a lobster would think about under the influence of such substances :thinkAkko:
:aoi_1:
You’re gay
among us
shell on a mobile device still doesn't suck as bad as i thought it would
@chjara same thing with german honestly… but i am taking german soon and i am in high school soooo…. :shrugAkko:
I cannot even describe the Neptunian eye of the obelisk.
the type of person to use alexjs is the actual embodiment of the 🤓 emoji
like, bro, do you really need a regex matcher to tell you how to not be insulting
informative page will put this in my bio
sugondese nuts will only make it worse, use touchenese nuts instead!
came up with a word for pain
“oine” (OOI-NE)
@Tika @ezio yeah i heard that that’s the version they hacked at, so that makes sense.
@1iceloops123 the “thing” in question is usually trolling, they even made an entire computer network for it, amazing thing to watch from afar
@root we can’t forget that, now, can we? (we can’t, they make us)
@volpeon twitter was originally made to just tell people what you were doing
it wasn’t actually a discussion platform, so 140 characters worked well
but twitter nowadays is one of the biggest social media platforms ever, so even though they doubled the limit to 280 it’s still extremely EXTREMELY small
iconic icon
the fact my posts are usually seen by the most chronically online people is just a recipe for mayhem
I see more people saying "to all the new people from Twitter, you should do such and such" than I see any new people from Twitter
Currently considering open-sourcing my private, internal blocklists, to allow people to see what I perceive as a threat, so they can use that information to protect themselves, should they see fit.
It has been internal for all this time due to concerns over the threats on the blocklists possibly evading those blocks, but I assume they'd know they were blocked when I don't reply and such, evading the block either way.
Domains, IP addresses, locations, and reasons for the blocks, would be provided in the Git file(s) I provide.
This post is an interest check. Who wants this?
this sounds exceptionally weird out of context
and i know markiplier is good at math so he must know E
@tomxcd@stereophonic.space FOXOFOXFOXOFOXFOXFOXOF
@root There is nothing else. Only moth.
@freeplay we need more foxxo floof action on the tl
official review of double edged razor blades for shaving
- astra platinum: SUCKS. want to retry these now that I'm much more proficient at shaving but didn't like them.
- feather: TOP TIER. they're just so good. cuts well and doesn't cut me much
thanks for watching my blog post i only have tried two brands so far now i gotta try the other ones that came in this kit that i've never heard of
@chjara Is your credit card information known to cyber criminals?Let me check for you. All I need is a picture of the front&back of your credit card.
@dd86k nothing new with revolt, it seems
i actually use the lastest timeline, but im not on twitter that much so idc
my name in japanese means “stairs” lmao
YO I MADE THIS ON A PSP???
this is circa 2010 lmaoooo
@MischievousTomato life, what about you?
@MischievousTomato i can wish you the same, good luck out there. :patreon:
evelyn is still very much the last person i would expect to like homestuck
You don't necessarily need to know a programming language to program. I use Bixby Routines on my phone all the time, telling it to do something for me means I've programmed it. Those people are programmers, but they're also coders.
@blumlaut @freeplay twitter users being negative about X, soooooo suprising
people be out here like π meanwhile im out here like e
@albi yes it does! also amazing dragon i love it. :dragnmlem:
@chjara@snowdin.town >mom found the thigh highs
Shell scripting is also programming, except in code. Bixby Routines, a lot like Zapier, allows you to set up specific routines to happen at certain times, like posting something on social media at a specific time. It's really just programming, but instead of code, it has a UI, that sort of thing.
everyone tags me on dragon stuff and i love it :dragnmelt:
so many cute dragons too, although sadly a lot of them are "minors dni" :dragnsad:
i don't know what possessed me to make this
woof
may hem (serialmay)
dis aster (aster)
finally... turbo cats!
:acat_ok: :acat_bop: :acat_punchies: :acat_bite: :acat_kneadingturbo:
@chemelia commelia
@MischievousTomato yeah, i used the wrong emoji thing, it happens. but still, good luck!
more semantics never hurt anyone
@Mia gotosocial or pleroma?
@maia what if i reply tho
very comfy in bed
Nothing says "wide range of beliefs can be debated in a healthy manner" more than a laughably small character limit that forces people to condense their views so much it's like a JPEG at 10% quality
@tomxcd hard not to see them when it stares you right in the face. the clarity of a timeline that isn't polluted with scaremongering and psyops and bullshit memes. no more encouragement of doomscrolling or forcefeeding u negativity. a new world for social media is possible and it already exists, and honestly always has
I found, that framing sketches makes them look more interesting. What do you think? #MastoArt #art
@vriska she’s too far gone now
:mame_logo:
hello cool everyone have foxo
I don't care what Google and Firefox do, I'm not going back to viewing ads. I have said it before. I will go back to 1995 Internet before I watch ads.
i don't who i am leading a vanguard of egoist catgirls and femboys against the true enemy: the tux penguin
@Tika @ezio i use newpipe although its slow. gonna just gonna get revanced.
@vriska expectation is sadness waiting to happen 😔
twitter users please leave twitter culture at the doorthank you
e enjoyers are immune to d/dx
Katie just walked in the room wearing her newly completed zuck metaverse costume and scared the absolute shit out of me
@eris @desea this tbh. i want to treat fedi more like status.cafe with replies. that’s it. if you want to post your hot takes or something, make a blog post, or forum thread. those are more adept to it.
fedi isn’t the “be all, end all” like a lot of people (including me) think.
trust me, it wouldn't be worth it to kill yourself over this kind of reddit stupidity :akkogiggle:
@thatonecalculator @graycot the admin knows all :mangagiggle:
@chillton “zombies”, if you will
skelebone dragon
i’ve also been trying this out for images and i think this works a lot better you also see the caption before you even see the image so yeah
Every single person who uses the internet relies on encryption for security.
Encryption safeguards freedom of speech, freedom of the press, and other human rights in the digital world,
A free, fair and safe society relies on good encryption.
@Irea it dies hard too… :jeldead:
rooms a mess so gonna go clean
the "wants to move to the mountains and raise goats" and "wants to move to the mountains and be a goat" binary
streaming was good until it wasn’t yo ho ho a pirates life for me :blobfoxpirate:
@estr0 still real benefits to the fediverse that a lot of people on here don’t see. agreed. :dragncool:
@ataribreakout becoming the next E propagandist
@chjara biden studies
please come to fedi we have dragns, crocs, otters, and foxxos
@ataribreakout i have them and they’re awesome. might repost pics later.
@eris antithesis to 57% of the fediverse
but they’re a lot of dragons which i love please keep ‘em moving here :dragnmelt: :dragnmelt: :dragnmelt: :dragnmelt:
@1iceloops123 you have much to learn
@root or maybe there’s some kind of… happy medium? :blobsmilesweat2:
e or something idk im not trans
2.71828…
maybe i should choose a more functional language like haskell
to celebrate the release of Sex 3 Sex 1 & 2 will be free to play at ur moms house
thinking about it now, i don't think i've ever had a food-related dream...
sjndjjns i can have a hoard of gigabytes of music files like dragon :ablobmelt:
the sudden nerd urge to work on my conlang again lmao
top 10 anime guillotine moments
@fristi feels my bread :dragncrysmile:
I'm a sick fuck
I like my balls sucked
Elon Musk, CEO of Twitter, circumventing its character limit by using screenshots
@chjara the absolute state of this…
they really did that wow
elon musk really sees himself as the savior of humanity and not the kid of south african slavers who got really lucky by investing in lucky stuff
please kill me
Excuse me lady, I'm not a specialist, but... it seems you're floating in the air.
new emoji :licc:
I forgot that this isn't Twitter and I'm allowed to like people here
funny boner
@Yoshi assumed you would have opted for gay shit
hell, that's really what programmers do anyway...
see, the problem with time management is that time isn't real
it's really fucked up how they have to grind up gay and trans people as a power source for the internet but at least it's carbon neutral
pat the @volpeon :blobfoxpatmelt:
the freddy-krueger effect the fedi-krueger effect
yes i use onedrive my family pays for it so i really don’t have a choice
everyone tags me on dragon stuff which i love please keep doing it please :dragncool:
@Yoshi less gay shit :fox_pensive:
bed is comfy
might fall asleep
@chjara inept nerd emoji
@emilis it can apply to anything social-related, my bad. i forgot the context for a sec
@evelyn a good pirate troll always share :dragnpats:
@volpeon foxxo dragon i love :dragnmelt:
@evelyn i do appreciate the spider aspect of it though. 88w88
:nutngo:
oh yeah i forgot twitter had that "seeing tweets as they happen" button
@aster you must derive it from a cis. e vampire.
easy to see those cute "garden" gnomes and forget that feral gnomes will absolutely fuck you up
idk im just sleepyposting at this point
i made a post about this already but i still want a skeleton dragon
Because I see them quite a few times here, here's my tip to anyone coming from Twitter.
Don't. Just don't.
If you see anything mentioned about a service about Mastodon, is a psyop by Gargron himself. Don't fall for this hoax.
For more information about Fediverse and a list of decent (ok, maybe not) instances, visit
fediverse.party.
if you piss in a dream you piss in real life
Welcome people arriving because of Musk, please don't post your uncensored penis here thanks
highlobstermodding
@eris I’ve only seen, like, one new person. That’s it. Thought it would be way bigger than this…
@chjara @tusooa @root it is an ideograph, but not an emoji checkmate, liberal
there now my age is clearly stated in my bio along with dragon hopefully that clears some things up
fedi is a lot like school in that i get worked up over the dumbest shit :NotLikeThis:
magic mouse girl
instead of “pun not intended” shouldn’t we say it was p-unintended?
destroying the liberals with Logic Pro X and Reason 12 fr fr
oh yep something clearly happened :facepalm:
@lain me using pleroma now i guess
@vriska this ones more like it https://uquiz.com/quiz/EvcavL/how-hard-do-you-slay?ref=trending_quiz_bar
@emilis it can apply to almost anything :jelshrug:
@aster those are vaild thoughts that i don’t think a lobster would care about, i sure wouldn’t if i was a lobster
@chjara wiktionary is just amazing in general :dragnpats:
@chjara @tusooa @root as if that’ll work when unicode is this dysfunctional
@EpicKitty @epsi holy fuck :wowAkko:
@vee then everyone else is ancient
@nullobsi good morning dog dragon roar :dragnyell:
@estr0 really, if the fediverse is causing you pain becuase of the usual reasons, like comparing yourself to others, it’s completely okay to just… put the phone down and save the mental energy for the real ones. it’s fedi. 💯
siiiiiccckkkkk bruhh
someone: i'm transsociety: okayyi-fu tuan: place is an organized world of meaning. It is essentially a static concept. If we see the world as process, constantly changing, we should not be able to develop any sense of place.
it can also mean “scary stories” kaidan 怪談
another gay ending in y...
@freeplay not necessarily. you can get rid of the pl frontend, and replace it with something else. it’s like what poa.st does with soapbox.
i’ve already delt with the syntax a lot anyway (xmonad)
I’m an admin on this instance, which means every morning the paperboy rides by on his bike and throws a fresh pile of private DMs on my lawn and I sip a big mug of hot chocolate and read everyone’s most perverted secrets
@chjara “my gender is too big! IT WON’T FIT.”
@eris while i wait, im probably gonna just… use the disqordia forum or some other forum. posting hot takes on this type of platform doesn’t do anyone any good and it’s not really designed for it.
@dangerdyke @stellarskylark it’s also kinda dangerous if you take that much advice from a person, that could lead you down a path you don’t want to go down. see all viewpoints for what they are is what i do.
@vee certified mood
The Anti-Social Party
@w based
@dhfir ya had an ace up your sleeve :mangagiggle:
timeline got you down? doomscrolling again?
well that’s what mutes are for. if something computer-based isn’t working to benefit you, make it work.
@oss screams of the damned
The Fed (National Bank)
@w horny people when balls
Fediblock shrine.moe, this is their admin...
lol monero-chan
dragon is my escapism tbh
@ezio whenever they say “refreshed our vibe” you know it’s bad
people irl always assume i'm skilled in tech because i use linux
in fact i have the technical skill of a below-average grandma, i barely know what i'm doing :blobcatflipped:
@aster you can’t derive estrogen
@chjara this is the first time im hearing about your mother and we’re already off to an amazing start :dragnsarc:
@chesapeake the instance is dying internally :mokouDead:
@ne be on that buzz shit
billiam gates
@estr0 actual human conversations are something twitter will never have, and a huge win for the fediverse. being somewhat of a seasoned user, i know some downsides, but i’d rather be here than twitter.
so much storage space for all of my pirated dragon content :dragnowo:
but yet she does :blobfoxgoogly:
@Froggo a lot of things lol
@kantraa @volpeon it was intended to be an SMS thing, which is why the character limit is 140. But nowadays, it’s completely outgrown that. it’s a remnant from the past.
does following people on twitter even mean anything
its just a remnant from twitter's past that the algorithm now exploits
@maia lol it means im based (yay)
@Tika yeah that’s something alright
:maia: :maialove: :maia_walking: :maia_curledup: :maia_walking_right:
@freeplay the frontend and backend are completely separate, so if mainline akkoma doesn’t want to implement something, you can easily do it yourself.
:maia:
>SHUT UP YOU GECKO PIECE OF SHIT
brb writing this one down
@aster it’s a lobster, i was thinking more “am hungy” or “woooowowowowow”
@sophon they are doomed to suck estrogen to survive, but never transition, they are in limbo. the worst fate.
@dd86k bed won’t let you down. why would it? it’s a bed
assigned dragon at birth (me)
im divphobic
@chillton this is still pretty much the farthest thing from twitter lol
@Mitsu something evil is afoot…
yes, i do use rm -fr unironically
remove -for real
how come YOU FREAKS always talking about JEWS being evil or something
how come barely ANYONE talks about WASPS, and whenever i speak out how wasps are fucking asshats i get buzzed on for being anti-wasp cuz wasps like polinate and shit
WHO DO YOU THINK OPERATES (((BUZZ)))FEED ANYWAY
See a pattern? i wonder who's behind this (((buzz))) 🐝:hands:
what did eris do this time? :blobfoxannoyed:
ordering tons of vaccines from the dark web to significantly up my autism and thus get a bigger ass
good morning
the banger posters will have their day before twitter tweets itself into oblivion
@DjBRINE1 @katnjiapus dragon in general is nice :dragnmelt:
i was built for halloween
@root i love websites (yesterweb enjoyer)
cat boys are cute... :bugcatblush:
Tonight, Thousands of protesters are chanting #JinJiyanAzadi(women,life, freedom)in the streets of Bokan city. The security forces have been forced to retreat to their bases and the streets are under the control of the protesters.#مهسا_امینی
@MischievousTomato i thought “tee hee” and then i clicked post. normal wednesday for me.
very much wanting cherri
@MischievousTomato no, i thought that was obvious from the “tee hee”
@chjara when the arm hair dysphoria hits :dragngrimace:
@LMAOYEEN damnnnnn nice :dragnheadphones:
@ArkazAzuma sure i guess? :dragnmlem:
i love auto-"inconsiderate" stuff
yi-fu tuan’s space and place
my understanding of lesbian.solutions is that it's some sort of online tgirl high school
fuck it i might just use this it looks amazing https://larsjung.de/h5ai/
sharp guillotine to relax/cut to
and even then, only the tweets the algorithm likes or "top tweets" are usually shown.
@freeplay horrifying little things
@ArkazAzuma i don’t care. but i know if i ever pick a new domain it will have “stairs” in the title
>jade.moe
>not known waffposter jade
🤨
@solidsanek@outerheaven.club @NeonPurpleStar@outerheaven.club @tost@mk.toast.cafe
pleroma’s ui sure isn’t perfect, but it’s a lot less cluttered than misskey in my experience
bad conlang design lmao
Tom justifies his dragonic actions in a long post on social media
alright just gotta get my ftp thing running
movie continuity errors: cartoon animals don't have genital or anus
“am i using fedi correctly” yes i am dragons, world-building, conlanging, computer shit, all good and valid things.
Foxxo pulling cars over for a treat inspection
If my balls are not sucked in the next seventy two hours I will die.
the power of music yet flairs ear drums bursting in air
@Hyolobrika the fedi-furry effect
oerenfoer wo hinn
Same
@root tfw unicode is mothphobic (no moth emoji)
@chjara “no worse than what going on in your parents bedrooms”
@igwigg beware the dragons and crocs too! :dragnmelt:
@freeplay if you move to akkoma, you could just make your own frontend entirely…
