Fri Oct 28 15:29:00 2022

the naysayers will tell you that i don't actually like dragons

but seriously

would i keep it going this long if it has destroyed so many friendships?

no. obviously not. :cirno_facepalm:

Fri Oct 28 15:01:26 2022

back when i was on masto when i was 14 and thought i was gonna get banned because of my age lmaooooo

Fri Oct 28 14:16:14 2022

@chjara Œstrogen

Fri Oct 28 20:19:16 2022

anyway the custom font and theme works now

https://tomxcd.me

Fri Oct 28 18:59:06 2022

hooh shit that's gonna get pricy a few months from now

if anyone wants to ensure i can continue yelling into the void, please send me money, which can be done there -> https://paypal.me/ry00001

Fri Oct 28 15:21:17 2022

Woo, edit button just went live on mastodon.online! 🥳

Apparently it will be rolled out to all Mastodon servers in the next update.

(This only works if you're logged in on the website by the way, not the app.)

Fri Oct 28 14:07:32 2022

@chjara i have all enemies :fox_evil:

Fri Oct 28 14:02:24 2022

touhou is so big like MLP it even has it’s own wiki, not hosted by fandom

Fri Oct 28 15:05:52 2022

even though im not allowed to be on

bubbleta.dev

i do sometimes go to the homepage and start playing around with the boba bubbles

yes im that ADHD

Fri Oct 28 13:56:14 2022

Chjara literally “carries corpses to the former Hell of Blazing Fires to regulate its heat”

Fri Oct 28 18:01:21 2022

@vriska tis’ 1 past morning

Fri Oct 28 14:19:20 2022

i’ll make a dedicated folder for trans Dowloadable HRT https://tomxcd.me/

Fri Oct 28 15:18:09 2022

yeah i wanted my pfp to resemble me irl as much as possible

Fri Oct 28 15:52:27 2022

@rysertio and if you let those people post shit….

Fri Oct 28 03:43:52 2022

if you are new to fedi, this is an accessory that makes your client faster and your posts better. photoshop it onto your profile picture.

Fri Oct 28 17:21:04 2022

humans? on fedi? no

Fri Oct 28 15:17:15 2022

my hair is just really... short. a lot like my pfp

Fri Oct 28 15:14:41 2022

@evelyn ask mame, they have the brot. :breadnom:

Fri Oct 28 16:05:11 2022

Fri Oct 28 15:55:56 2022

Fri Oct 28 03:55:23 2022

📢 :boost_anim_vanilla:

Fri Oct 28 15:12:40 2022

@GNUxeava yeah, i know, i was just trying to clarify :dragnpats:

Fri Oct 28 16:00:46 2022

@chjara @vib fascinating history tho

Fri Oct 28 03:03:02 2022

@tomxcd

Fri Oct 28 16:03:57 2022

@vib

hoi

Fri Oct 28 14:12:53 2022

Fri Oct 28 14:56:16 2022

@Mia i also recently moved and am liking it, hope your move turns out good! :abongocat:

Fri Oct 28 01:30:51 2022

yay it works now https://tomxcd.me/

Fri Oct 28 14:15:40 2022

estrogen pleaes

Fri Oct 28 17:34:21 2022

@disarray im sure people in coffeeshops aren’t gonna share the same interests as you. fedi is different in that reguard.

Fri Oct 28 17:30:02 2022

@dangerdyke a chat server to call home :dragnpats:

Fri Oct 28 14:29:54 2022

Fri Oct 28 14:12:38 2022

@charlotte 5mo later, and still nothing

Fri Oct 28 17:48:50 2022

well for me mental health is different since i am still a teenager but i’ll grow out of it eventually

Fri Oct 28 15:16:40 2022

@kaede no, we’re still on pleroma, Mia’s instance is on Akkoma tho: https://k.posix.gay

Fri Oct 28 01:31:34 2022

Hello Twitter users! Welcome to the fediverse! Are you running away from Elon? That's fine! Get in line for your obligatory programming socks and nekomimi! And don't forget to MEW at the end of every sentence! :paw:

Remember that we do not have algorithms like Twitter does. You will not see ads, promoted posts, and you won't see messages disappearing from your timeline for no apparent reason. You won't get shadow banned either (some instances might hide some stuff from other specific servers for reasons though).

Please do not stare too much at the abyss. The abyss will stare and mew back at you.

Have fun!

#neuhier #introduction

Fri Oct 28 14:12:06 2022

don’t ever put

Fri Oct 28 03:04:56 2022

@root

i can't wait to touch so much dragon that my mind explodes :dragnmelt:

Fri Oct 28 01:31:39 2022

Fri Oct 28 14:23:30 2022

is it free speech when beer

Fri Oct 28 14:54:30 2022

Bad cofe

But need cofe so I will endure

Fri Oct 28 14:22:39 2022

lovecraft looks like hes holding in a slur constantly.

Fri Oct 28 18:13:36 2022

@sfr fedi’s two core values lmao :facepalm:

Fri Oct 28 17:45:00 2022

the only fedi user i could ever possibly even have a hope of meeting is @megan

Fri Oct 28 16:02:00 2022

@ezio but that DSi tho is fucking amazing

Fri Oct 28 17:48:02 2022

*pats fedi servers* they're doing a great job today

Fri Oct 28 15:18:21 2022

no more chimpken

Fri Oct 28 21:31:54 2022

@evelyn

very british girl voice, i love it. :dragnpats:

Fri Oct 28 20:17:05 2022

“A goth streamer and her Tier 1 subs” LMAO

Fri Oct 28 17:41:30 2022

@nyx @november in comes the shitstorm

Fri Oct 28 17:46:00 2022

‘cause y’all be living in Canada and California and shit meanwhile i be stuck on a mitten-shaped peninsula like 😑

Fri Oct 28 13:32:04 2022

@ne lmao wow

Fri Oct 28 03:18:50 2022

@esm

he's a head and a boy.

Fri Oct 28 16:41:07 2022

limerick and lemonmorty

Fri Oct 28 13:23:35 2022

meownyan

Fri Oct 28 14:27:59 2022

#introductions #twittermigration

NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEE

Fri Oct 28 14:33:33 2022

oh right i can't see

@suricrasia

because gts and pleroma still have federation issues

Fri Oct 28 13:54:06 2022

@kaia it’s awesome tbh

Fri Oct 28 15:07:42 2022

i am not spel coreact

Fri Oct 28 20:18:17 2022

@nullobsi BIGJSFJsdjka big boi

Fri Oct 28 14:32:22 2022

join the irc chat

#introduction

Fri Oct 28 16:04:17 2022

@fristi @vib i love flat croc :dragncoolmlem:

Fri Oct 28 15:47:47 2022

gotta finish setting up the ftp thing so i can upload stuff to

https://tomxcd.me

Fri Oct 28 14:21:22 2022

visiting zun’s website rn

Fri Oct 28 15:43:51 2022

@nullobsi @chjara stole ur emojis lol :fox_evil:

Fri Oct 28 03:41:54 2022

@esm not the top dog, but the head boy

Fri Oct 28 14:22:46 2022

no this isn't a microblogging network you have been deceived

#twittermigration #twittertakeover #feditips

Fri Oct 28 18:53:01 2022

@eris the free marketplace of ideas is now bullshit sandwiches at the front of the store

Fri Oct 28 17:39:03 2022

@Moon tosti is there

Fri Oct 28 18:43:44 2022

Fri Oct 28 14:37:21 2022

Adam Hunt

2022-10-28 13:26:30

Elon Musk owns Twitter now — and what happens next is anyone's guess - Dismissal of company's CEO, CFO among his first moves#ElonMusk #Twitter #socialmedia #internet #CBC

Fri Oct 28 23:57:28 2022

nazi faggots on fedi when they start shit with some random tranny they've never interacted with before and end up crying to the mods expecting to not get laughed at more

Fri Oct 28 03:07:16 2022

Woke up at 3 AM and this was in my head

Fri Oct 28 03:15:38 2022

@eris

im sticking around cause im just really friendly and like to make friends with literally everyone

Fri Oct 28 20:12:51 2022

ok stereophonic is back up? alright

Fri Oct 28 19:02:14 2022

@disarray loaf check ✅

Fri Oct 28 17:37:27 2022

@itzpaquet @disarray

omg

#slayyyyyyyy

Fri Oct 28 14:45:10 2022

Welcome to Akkoma!

If you're seeing this page, your server works!

In order to get a frontend to show here, you'll need to set up :pleroma, :frontends, primary and install your frontend of choice, in most cases this will just be:

Fri Oct 28 01:31:49 2022

The only web I'm browsing is the one I've put up between the tree and the side of the house outside to catch prey

Fri Oct 28 17:53:25 2022

​:blobfoxdrakedislike:​ Cloudflare​:blobfoxdrakelike:​ Hetzner, Contabohey at least in the latter case it's split over 2 companies instead of 1RE: https://stop.voring.me/notes/96wcuskdt1

Fri Oct 28 17:56:53 2022

@ezio nano be out here with something called “ease of use”, something foreign to vim.

Fri Oct 28 03:13:43 2022

I'm Eris, I'm a post-left egoist anarchist transfemme (so yes, I'm incredibly annoying).

I tend to piss people off by running a lefty instance that doesn't limit free speech (at least in terms of reclaiming slurs) and tries not to get in the way of people's interactions or police who people are allowed to talk to, which gets us in trouble sometimes as a lot of fedi, especially smaller Mastodon instances like to micromanage.

We're also very queer and trans and take in a lot of folks that feel that they have nowhere else to go on fedi.

Not perfect by any means, I'm autistic with cPTSD and BPD and am a whole bundle of depression, anxiety, and manic God complexes but I think I'm fun.

If you're the jaded type who doesn't take yourself too seriously on here, feel free to follow

#introductions #introduction

Fri Oct 28 14:12:21 2022

don’t

Fri Oct 28 14:27:01 2022

@sathariel @chjara oh my god

Fri Oct 28 16:08:49 2022

i just want to make dragonBSD but people might confuse it for dragonflyBSD

Fri Oct 28 17:44:06 2022

yeah im a child i’ll grow out of it eventually

Fri Oct 28 15:40:56 2022

@chjara big L

Fri Oct 28 17:35:30 2022

@xerz @disarray make one in Nebraska lmao

Fri Oct 28 17:47:30 2022

sudo systemctl restart brain.service

Fri Oct 28 18:00:01 2022

@ezio “fstab is a configuration table designed to ease the burden of mounting and unmounting file systems to a machine.”

lol. lmao.

Fri Oct 28 15:49:26 2022

@estr0 yes i would love to meet the welsh dragon and cuddle it :dragnmelt:

Fri Oct 28 15:24:33 2022

uhhhhh asking for a friend :blobeyes:

Fri Oct 28 17:42:45 2022

@seb1g gotta throw some holy water on that shit jesus christ

Fri Oct 28 20:20:03 2022

added some shit when stereophonic went down i literally have 1tb of space i can fill this up with memes

Fri Oct 28 14:23:09 2022

@cel quite possibly bamboozled

Fri Oct 28 14:58:24 2022

they should make it so you can send hrt over activitypub itd be the killer feature

Fri Oct 28 03:56:35 2022

:rin_1:

Fri Oct 28 17:31:26 2022

trying to setup proftpd im sure i did everything right but it keeps telling me 530 User cannot log in.

Fri Oct 28 16:04:59 2022

@volpeon dragn is amazing i love it cuddles :dragnowo:

Fri Oct 28 14:10:13 2022

@chjara yes, very much yes :heheevil:

Fri Oct 28 13:34:45 2022

puni has been diagnosed with Critical Bounciness Disorder

Fri Oct 28 23:59:00 2022

I saw Eugen Gargron at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person and how great Mastodon is, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Fri Oct 28 16:06:12 2022

@chjara i could be making a better dd right now but no :dragnsob:

Fri Oct 28 03:20:19 2022

honestly i don't really care what new users from twitter do. if they're annoying, i'll just mute them anyway.

fedi is nice in that It Is What You Make It. do whatever the fuck.

Fri Oct 28 15:55:02 2022

@sophon bet

Fri Oct 28 16:03:41 2022

@chjara there’s dd86k @dd86k

Fri Oct 28 14:55:20 2022

@chjara @epsi addicted to girlboss

Fri Oct 28 20:43:30 2022

@rin same thing i got going on with tomxcd.me email. m@tomxcd.me is just an alias that redirects to kaydan@tomxcd.me

it works so :akkoshrug:

Fri Oct 28 04:54:18 2022

alright it's dragon dream time gn everyone

will work more on my website tomorrow

Fri Oct 28 13:28:01 2022

posting on a clay tablet

Fri Oct 28 13:28:47 2022

​:cherri_toilet:​p

Fri Oct 28 14:59:26 2022

@Arcana my mistakes don’t come back to bite me if someone else does them for me :dragnsarc:

Fri Oct 28 17:57:17 2022

a version of linux where every app and process is a systemd service

i feel like that’s been done already tho…

Fri Oct 28 03:10:10 2022

https://tomxcd.me

gonna make this a meme archive, as well as upload .md documents cotaining blog posts

Fri Oct 28 18:06:51 2022

@newt “Where words fail, hand signs succeed.”

Fri Oct 28 14:17:50 2022

any self-respecting fandom should host it’s own wiki

Fri Oct 28 18:11:36 2022

i mean that cafe already exists cuddlegirl.cafe

Fri Oct 28 03:40:30 2022

@esm then whatareyou

Fri Oct 28 14:34:30 2022

if it's "your" single user pleroma instance then how come it shuts down when i tell it to

Fri Oct 28 13:24:58 2022

Fun times ahead for #Adobe designers. Today, if you open a PSD (even one that’s 20 years old) with an obscure PANTONE colour, it will remove the colour and make it black. Pantone want US$21/month for access, and Solid Coated goes behind the paywall in early November.

RT: https://nitter.it/funwithstuff/status/1585850262656143360

Fri Oct 28 13:50:31 2022

@charlotte pat the charlotte :pat:

Fri Oct 28 18:40:44 2022

@lamp well what if a program is small and can run in the background as a service? then it’s readily available when you need it, but so are non-services so yeah :blobcatgoogly:

Fri Oct 28 14:51:57 2022

@maia that would be maia of crimew.gay

Fri Oct 28 03:10:36 2022

@reisen

bnnuy

Fri Oct 28 14:22:24 2022

welcome to the worst chatroom software ever created

#twittermigration #twittertakeover #feditips

Fri Oct 28 15:46:23 2022

@Graycot hi catboy i like dragons :dragnmelt:

Fri Oct 28 20:30:35 2022

@shitpostalotl bet my meme collection is like 10G in size tho so i’ll give anyone else’s memes a home if needed

Fri Oct 28 15:02:53 2022

the only 18+ instances i know of are

brotka.st

and

bubbletea.dev

Fri Oct 28 20:33:16 2022

i could even use https://tomxcd.me as a mirror for packages maybe for termux or something

Fri Oct 28 15:30:16 2022

honestly the people who ditched me over it weren’t even my friends in the first place if you stuck it out for this long then you a real one 💯

Fri Oct 28 16:04:27 2022

Spoopy drgn time

Fri Oct 28 15:48:08 2022

> learning c programming

> program should remove all quotes from a text file

> original text file: 900 kb

> output text file: 5 gb

:blobcateyes:

Fri Oct 28 14:29:15 2022

@sathariel @chjara dear christ :notlikeblob:

Fri Oct 28 13:27:44 2022

@hatkidchan my PSDs are fucked, greeeeeaaaaaaaat :facepalm:

Fri Oct 28 03:05:40 2022

@shitpostalotl

it's a file indexer that i use to use back in 2018 for my sites. good for hosting images and files for people to download

Fri Oct 28 16:07:29 2022

behold

the only version of the canadian national anthem that matters

Fri Oct 28 18:44:00 2022

@FloatingGhost how’d ya break ya knees?

Fri Oct 28 15:15:51 2022

i'm gonna leave fedifor like 5 minutesthere's other websites we need to check too y'know

Fri Oct 28 17:28:07 2022

PGP stands for Pretty Good Paws

Fri Oct 28 20:32:32 2022

@rin the dragn has dragn-powered email :dragnmelt:

Fri Oct 28 03:10:19 2022

:gyate_reisen_love:

Fri Oct 28 14:12:24 2022

they should make a monster energy that has estradiol

Fri Oct 28 15:42:27 2022

apparently it's completely fine to release domesticated animals out into the wild :PikachuFacePalm:

Fri Oct 28 17:40:57 2022

@disarray young and dumb, i be :blobcatgoogly:

Fri Oct 28 03:18:55 2022

I know most people aren't doing this, but... Y'know, if I came here from twitter and the first thing I saw was fedi users telling me "welcome to fedi now do this and do that" I'd be like "da fuq". It'd turn me away tbh. When people join new communities, what they usually like to see is "hey welcome :3" and maybe throw them a small conversation and, if you like them, a follow to get them going. They'll learn the specifics eventually; most people want to start with a warm welcome and don't want some sort of social media mentoring.

Fri Oct 28 16:07:10 2022

shit fuck i was supposed to be working on the ftp thing aaaaaaaa

Fri Oct 28 15:01:40 2022

I've seen a lot of posts advising/admonishing mastodon newcomers but I've yet to actually see a new person

Fri Oct 28 18:06:27 2022

Fri Oct 28 14:24:33 2022

@chjara “I’m Chjara, also known online as tuxcrafting, someone with a computer and too much free time.”

Fri Oct 28 03:03:42 2022

@root

gonna fill it to the brim with memes tho

Fri Oct 28 13:55:00 2022

@kaia i still can’t stop thinking about her as a cute anime catgirl even though i saw part of her face :ablobcatgoogly:

Fri Oct 28 17:36:54 2022

@disarray clearly im too based and dragonpilled then lol

Fri Oct 28 14:11:50 2022

@meeper @starshine yeah, a while ago, sadly

Fri Oct 28 13:33:44 2022

@mametsuko they aren’t gonna stop :ablobcatgoogly:

Fri Oct 28 03:31:29 2022

@Graycot @newt @eris that’s what im hoping too. re-centralization will just kill the network like it did with email.

Fri Oct 28 15:22:38 2022

i thought we went over this

it's all furries and catgirls

Fri Oct 28 18:12:17 2022

@Dee you would be a shork plushie

Fri Oct 28 14:45:21 2022

we movin to

@Mia

Fri Oct 28 15:23:50 2022

where are the dragongirl programmers?

Fri Oct 28 17:51:17 2022

Hello everyone joining up on Mastodon this week! 👋

Just a suggestion: When you join, use the tag to post an introduction about yourself! :bowie:

Folks like myself boost (basically retweet) new intros on our instances to help new users get found. :boosts_ok_gay:

One of the hardest things as a new user is finding who to follow, and being found by others. Let's work together to welcome one another as friends!

Fri Oct 28 14:13:02 2022

@stux :comfycofe:

Fri Oct 28 18:08:40 2022

@disarray HTTP LESB request when

Fri Oct 28 03:01:35 2022

@shitpostalotl

you made this an hour ago, so im pretty sure you know, but it's h5ai.

Fri Oct 28 16:52:39 2022

@LucasVL @fristi @vib yes very much want flat dragons :dragnmelt:

Fri Oct 28 03:13:37 2022

yeah my disk on my server is a whopping 1TB

so much space for dragonstuff :dragnmelt:

Fri Oct 28 03:23:33 2022

i could even write an extension for h5ai that can render MFM in markdown file previews :dragnflushed:

Fri Oct 28 14:25:48 2022

i hate the fediverse its like twitter but instead of freaking out about celeb bullshit its uwu geeky anything with the word "mastodon" bullshit

Fri Oct 28 14:12:16 2022

don’t ever

Fri Oct 28 14:08:59 2022

touhou really is the mlp of japanese media

Fri Oct 28 13:42:21 2022

@Uwu eh post your ass pics idc

Fri Oct 28 03:03:20 2022

@root

so many dragons hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Fri Oct 28 15:13:35 2022

liveslacking sex

Fri Oct 28 18:55:56 2022

@fristi free at the soup store

Fri Oct 28 14:42:59 2022

@chjara you put so many peaches in the freezer that you had to get a soapbox for ‘em 😑

Fri Oct 28 20:29:30 2022

@nullobsi @dogo same here on pleroma lmaooo

Fri Oct 28 20:16:30 2022

@atlas_core it’s the afternoon where i am lol

Fri Oct 28 17:40:02 2022

@disarray I joined at 14 what does that make me

Fri Oct 28 13:38:09 2022

please god no i don’t want ass pics on my tl

Fri Oct 28 14:57:10 2022

@allinone0 im 15, but i thought you were like 25 lol

Fri Oct 28 15:13:07 2022

@nullobsi morning doggo :awoo_grill2:

Fri Oct 28 13:42:40 2022

Guys if you want to follow people, first fill in your profile

Fri Oct 28 14:54:57 2022

@epsi i like cofe my heath is of no concern :comfycofe:

Fri Oct 28 14:28:25 2022

@vib definitely not

Fri Oct 28 15:23:18 2022

@ezio you’re the rare breed of touhou fan

Fri Oct 28 15:04:52 2022

@GNUxeava yea absturztau.be isn’t 18+ one of my friends is on there.

Fri Oct 28 13:33:54 2022

PUNI STOP BOUNCING

Fri Oct 28 14:14:45 2022

@aetios they have a lot of similarities once you go looking, although i still know more touhou shit than mlp shit

Fri Oct 28 03:57:22 2022

@elonmusk@snug.moe

Fri Oct 28 14:31:26 2022

welcome all new people!! we have a minecraft server here ❤️ if you want to join use the hashtag

#fediblock

!!!

#twittermigration #twittertakeover #feditips

Fri Oct 28 17:28:41 2022

:blobcatPirate:

Fri Oct 28 23:58:03 2022

@straw queerfags

Fri Oct 28 23:57:25 2022

Fri Oct 28 14:43:24 2022

@Mia hey mia! :abongoblob:

Fri Oct 28 15:21:47 2022

tfw you have to pay to have an edit button

Fri Oct 28 17:49:29 2022

@Hyolobrika Michigan man kills 6 people, including Florida man.

Fri Oct 28 15:11:32 2022

@evelyn understood. i don’t even know them anyway. it has good boba tho :dragntea: