Sat Oct 29 05:18:23 2022

@nullobsi

cause you a dog :blobfoxpat:

Sat Oct 29 02:07:44 2022

fuck it we old typewriter font

https://tomxcd.me/

Sat Oct 29 00:24:03 2022

@nullobsi

delicious, some nice jelly donuts!

Sat Oct 29 01:58:03 2022

@ne i think the one you have rn is the best one yet, cute

Sat Oct 29 07:36:36 2022

@shitpostalotl

that's literally h5ai. that's what it does. h5ai just styles that page and makes it pretty to look at. it also adds file previews.

Sat Oct 29 07:35:10 2022

@naln1

variable bullshit from both sides lol

Sat Oct 29 07:30:06 2022

@shitpostalotl

and that's essentially what h5ai is doing anyway.

Sat Oct 29 23:34:39 2022

ok so kaydan (kaidan) in japanese can mean:

so im either a ghost, a staircase, or utterly disintegrated :ablobcatgoogly:

Sat Oct 29 00:00:56 2022

@oss sussy baka

Sat Oct 29 20:25:59 2022

@Arcana reject humanity, become kotti

Sat Oct 29 21:10:30 2022

@aster exactly what else would it fire

Sat Oct 29 22:04:00 2022

added some new shit

https://tomxcd.me/

Sat Oct 29 07:04:45 2022

also because im using windows again i can play Cave Story again after literal years

Sat Oct 29 02:24:50 2022

algae rhythm

Sat Oct 29 01:01:00 2022

International Bowel Movement

Sat Oct 29 02:29:53 2022

Sat Oct 29 07:45:47 2022

@shitpostalotl

h5ai is REALLY minimalist while also looking quite modern. it's extensible too. can't recommend this thing enough tbh.

https

Sat Oct 29 08:52:55 2022

Sat Oct 29 01:54:52 2022

if nickelodeon was actually good

Sat Oct 29 16:51:30 2022

i’ll just keep going by tom on here, it’s fine, i’ll just say it’s another alias

Sat Oct 29 08:53:18 2022

@ukko

badge arcade, loved that shit.

Sat Oct 29 15:16:22 2022

major instances that block single-user instances are the gmail of fedi

Sat Oct 29 07:20:54 2022

Republished from: https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1586236404593573889

Sat Oct 29 07:23:20 2022

@dhfir

i know, but still, it is windows native, and im sure as hell not fucking around with a VM

Sat Oct 29 19:53:58 2022

@chjara sorry, on pleroma

Sat Oct 29 05:38:36 2022

@LucasVL

random name i looked up, meant to be as generic as possible for safety, but that genericness has kinda worked against me...

Sat Oct 29 01:35:29 2022

think about it. if we lower the moon's orbit below the roche limit, it will break apart, forming rings. don't you want rings?

yes the tidal forces will cause massive mayhem and destruction but that is a small price to pay for earth having rings

Sat Oct 29 01:54:57 2022

@annieversary omg the linked thread about a former engineer is pure gold: https://twitter.com/atomicthumbs/status/1032939617404645376?s=20&t=tbzEAK3bGPhorVKINQLbgQ

Sat Oct 29 19:28:58 2022

@tomxcd

reminds me of

Sat Oct 29 18:51:47 2022

b!

Sat Oct 29 07:24:24 2022

i should probably just

learn JS and PHP

if anything, it's to make extensions for h5ai.

Sat Oct 29 20:19:50 2022

wow chocolatey is amazing

Sat Oct 29 23:07:22 2022

@joel_walbert@noc.social

Sat Oct 29 07:44:49 2022

@kaia

gonna be moving away from

tomxcd.me

soon to a new domain

Sat Oct 29 07:05:44 2022

.

Sat Oct 29 07:55:34 2022

@shitpostalotl

good luck then :dragnpats:

Sat Oct 29 07:31:02 2022

@shitpostalotl

im using regular windows 10 pro. i really don't care, i've done debloating on it before.

Sat Oct 29 07:41:38 2022

@shitpostalotl

there's also apaxy, i guess, but it has less features and is more akin to something like the default apache directory listing.

Sat Oct 29 07:50:05 2022

@kaia

gonna stop using tom and start using my real name, kaydan.

Sat Oct 29 07:46:21 2022

@shitpostalotl

whoops

https://larsjung.de/h5ai/

Sat Oct 29 19:27:39 2022

how the fuck are you breathing i could literally chop your neck off

Sat Oct 29 01:50:49 2022

OH ALRIGHT THEN

Sat Oct 29 22:43:23 2022

i could keep both names

kaydan xor tom

Sat Oct 29 08:05:03 2022

@chjara

"a goth streamer and her Tier 1 haters"

Sat Oct 29 15:37:08 2022

for-get

for-give

implies

for-receive

for-send

Sat Oct 29 15:23:57 2022

@ezio i wish! :dragnsob:

Sat Oct 29 01:07:46 2022

oh fuck the new youtube layout works for me now :02notlikethis:

Sat Oct 29 01:58:39 2022

@LucasVL and open source printer? in this (capitalist) economy?

Sat Oct 29 07:32:47 2022

@shitpostalotl

and if im going with ameliorated, i might as well just go the extra mile and get ltsc

Sat Oct 29 07:14:57 2022

@dhfir

there are other ports if you scroll down, but eh :akkoshrug:

Sat Oct 29 18:51:42 2022

rewriting my dick and balls in rust

Sat Oct 29 01:09:04 2022

@annieversary i want :blobfoxreachaww:

Sat Oct 29 06:30:10 2022

@volpeon

morning mr fox

Sat Oct 29 01:53:31 2022

i own the best emojis on the fediverse BTW

please import these emojos i made like 10 months ago

kthxbai desu

Sat Oct 29 02:05:09 2022

Sat Oct 29 01:32:21 2022

@chjara@snowdin.town person that exclusively drinks vinegar whose stomach has come to rely on the vinegar to maintain correct gut ph, pointing at water: "how can you drink this? I'm leaving"

Sat Oct 29 02:28:10 2022

@ezio

that's the fun kind of scary, not the "holy fuck i might lose my job to an artificial intelligence" kind of scary

Sat Oct 29 02:24:13 2022

@chjara where are the logarithms? :blobfoxpleading:

Sat Oct 29 16:51:55 2022

Cry about it bitch

Sat Oct 29 08:06:49 2022

@chjara

there are people that will dedicate their lives to hating on one streamer, an entire ethnic group isn't that much of a stretch.

Sat Oct 29 16:07:14 2022

cohost just has annoying Vibes to me, tbh

like it has the same Vibes as the mastodon folks that cancel you if you say anything mean to them once

except at least with those people, you can just move to another instnace. if cohost bans you, you're off that site for good!

Sat Oct 29 09:08:22 2022

Sat Oct 29 05:08:17 2022

spooky month

so my dad is using symantec ghost to install oem windows on my computer :blobfoxghost:

Sat Oct 29 05:53:24 2022

@LucasVL

random keymash

Sat Oct 29 23:36:08 2022

No ads, so costs have to be payed somehow. If you're on mstdn.social, as I've recommended toa few people, consider a few bucks for the privilege of no ads and no fascist moderators.

Sat Oct 29 23:19:59 2022

@freeplay :02notlikethis:

Sat Oct 29 15:39:10 2022

@KayFaraday @ezio i could host a simple gts thing here at my house, only problem is I have to work with my dad’s reverse proxy and it’s a huge pain.

Sat Oct 29 22:38:54 2022

maybe i should like. use this. or maybe i should secretly install friendica while kayden's sleeping. who knows

Sat Oct 29 16:43:27 2022

Sat Oct 29 22:12:35 2022

@vee

not difficult at all! you just need php, place the _h5ai folder in the root of your site, and presto! it's amazing.

Sat Oct 29 08:22:57 2022

Sat Oct 29 07:52:20 2022

@shitpostalotl

then apaxy would be more your thing, in that case. you can style it better too. :akkoshrug:

Sat Oct 29 21:09:47 2022

@aster femboy cannon

Sat Oct 29 08:02:28 2022

I like how on Mastodon the racists, trolls, misogynists, and right wing conspiracy theorists helpfully cluster themselves on servers together. When one hops in your mentions, a simple domain block stops them all with one tap.

Sat Oct 29 18:22:07 2022

@jeder @Jain i can understand a lot of it just fine, and i barely know french :akkoshrug:

Sat Oct 29 07:42:59 2022

and that img directory is where the memes go

https://tomxcd.me

Sat Oct 29 01:39:59 2022

we stan earth-chan in this household.

Sat Oct 29 19:53:39 2022

👾 what if you wanted to

launch the Orion :Orion: spacecraft on a simple and low cost Ares I launch vehicle using an SSRB and assemble the mission stack via Earth orbit rendezvous with the Altair and Earth departure stage launched separately on the super heavy Ares V so you can efficiently launch a high payload mass without being human rated, then use the Altair's cryogenic RL-10 engine to enter Lunar orbit and be able to descend from any orbit to any point on the Moon with your entire four person crew, for a 7 day sortie mission or a long duration outpost mission using the nice crew habitat and airlock in the descent module for many EVA operations and comfortable living conditions, then return to orbit using the upper stage's hypergolic engine and rendezvous with the uncrewed Orion for trans-Earth injection

but Obama said

:asl_no:

Sat Oct 29 02:23:38 2022

>fedi doesn't have an algorithm

>look inside

>algorithms

🤨

Sat Oct 29 05:08:24 2022

:akkoaww:

Someone actually made it. Well, sort of. This one uses cherry instead of Hall-effect switches :NotLikeThis:

https://imgur.com/a/Z8pIW

Found here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/7wubx0/comment/du378f1/

Sat Oct 29 07:20:23 2022

#feditips

if you like: fedi

you might also like: estrogen

Sat Oct 29 01:32:48 2022

@meeper

we are safe, until they discover our massive natural reserves of catgirlium

Sat Oct 29 07:03:39 2022

Eugen: Quote posts are evilQuote posts on Misskey:

Sat Oct 29 23:11:38 2022

me and my dad are installing a new cpu on the server so tomxcd.me is gonna be down for a minute.

Sat Oct 29 19:16:57 2022

firefoxxo browser

Sat Oct 29 22:13:09 2022

@vee

thanks! i added the font myself! :blobcat3c:

Sat Oct 29 23:35:35 2022

@aster @vriska doesn’t the wrench emoji usually mean “fix your shit” or something

Sat Oct 29 18:42:38 2022

an adult 🤝 Lesbiansbeing able to marry

Sat Oct 29 02:43:01 2022

transphobes on fedi are such little cuties you can't even be mad, I wanna smush their little faces while they call me a slur :ankha_heart:

Sat Oct 29 01:08:54 2022

normalize being a sleepy little gal

normalize being comfy cosy under tons of blankets

normalize being too sleepy tired to do anything

Sat Oct 29 05:15:58 2022

<---- gay gay lesbian gay

Sat Oct 29 01:56:12 2022

how the hell are they supposed to print the code if the damn printer won’t work

Sat Oct 29 16:53:52 2022

@Mitsu literal libraries of information, except they have experience that even a computer could only dream of holding. :blobsalute:

Sat Oct 29 02:03:44 2022

@LucasVL lol good luck with that :mangagiggle:

Sat Oct 29 22:42:25 2022

@changeling FUCKS FOR THE FUCK GOD

Sat Oct 29 02:25:12 2022

@chjara serving up bangers like hot cakes

Sat Oct 29 05:12:49 2022

also soon i might be ditching the "tom" username entirely and just use my real name, kaydan, when im online

but you guys can still call me tom :akko_giggle:

Sat Oct 29 00:35:55 2022

⚠️ "mutt" may be insensitive, use "stupid canine" instead

Sat Oct 29 01:08:40 2022

@nullobsi iirc it’s a book series?

Sat Oct 29 02:23:22 2022

@dogo wow this is awesome, damn. didn’t have a zune, i had an ipod touch 4th gen tho.

Sat Oct 29 07:05:36 2022

the war on drugs? the war on terror? what we really need is the war on printers

Sat Oct 29 18:24:03 2022

akko eats her witch hat :akkohatbite:

Sat Oct 29 23:28:47 2022

@thatonecalculator chocolate 🍫 :blobfoxdrool:

Sat Oct 29 19:33:55 2022

@drwho bnnuy

Sat Oct 29 07:49:17 2022

@shitpostalotl

it's more modern than the apache default, so idc.

Sat Oct 29 19:17:06 2022

Sat Oct 29 08:27:25 2022

only ​:boingball:​ makes it possible

Sat Oct 29 22:40:07 2022

fediblock: God

reason: pleroma user

Sat Oct 29 08:00:40 2022

@chjara

pronouns h/e

Sat Oct 29 22:44:41 2022

Current mood fr

Sat Oct 29 19:53:49 2022

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morbihan

Sat Oct 29 02:40:55 2022

Hello.

Your post:

"FUCK OFF TERFS, KILL ALL BILLIONAIRES"

has been reviewed by the solarpunk.moe mod team. We take our community seriously and intend to foster a community that is respectful, equitable, and safe.

We have decided this post IS RAD AS HELL BRUH. I have subscribed. I have hit the bell. THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU.

Sat Oct 29 02:33:04 2022

terminally online

Sat Oct 29 22:39:37 2022

omg frendiunixdog when

Sat Oct 29 07:07:48 2022

i can literally blog post by just writing a quick markdown file i know jekyll can do that but that requires git

https://tomxcd.me/blog/

Sat Oct 29 09:06:54 2022

Sat Oct 29 16:43:06 2022

wait…. if im going to move to using my actual name

THAT MEANS I HAVE TO MOVE AGAIN FUCK

Sat Oct 29 23:10:25 2022

@freeplay I’ve had basically the entire trimester to work on the project and I STILL haven’t started :blobfoxdead:

Sat Oct 29 15:41:02 2022

@KayFaraday @ezio It’s an IIS Windows reverse proxy. That’s mainly where the trouble is, is getting GtS to work with IIS properly.

Sat Oct 29 22:42:20 2022

@changeling @chjara

software that maximizes suffering is one of the fediverse's core values

Sat Oct 29 07:12:07 2022

@dhfir

well im using the freeware version, which only runs on windows

https://www.cavestory.org/download/cave-story.php

Sat Oct 29 16:55:49 2022

@Mitsu Si, if you will.

Sat Oct 29 01:35:45 2022

@chjara saturn’s gonna lose it’s rings eventually. someone’s gotta step up to the plate, and it’s gonna be earth.

Sat Oct 29 02:27:32 2022

@mjdxp we’ve improved a lot in terms of technological muscle and efficiency, but we’ve also regressed a lot in terms of UI design and privacy.

Sat Oct 29 19:33:42 2022

Sat Oct 29 02:00:04 2022

We must destroy all printers

Sat Oct 29 05:15:39 2022

i hope using my real name soon means people won't confuse me for

@nullobsi

:blobfoxgooglymlem:

Sat Oct 29 07:06:21 2022

ttyl

teletype later

Sat Oct 29 01:31:51 2022

@chjara Բարեւ Ձեզ

Sat Oct 29 07:27:26 2022

@dhfir

download

install

play

is mine

which is basically what the package manager does anyway, it's just taking from some other repository.

Sat Oct 29 15:18:00 2022

Dear folks, an important tip on on the fediverse:

There is none.

This is a public medium; please treat it as such. Just as you have no privacy on Twitter (Elon Musk can read all your DMs), you have no privacy on the instance you’re on (your administrators can read all your posts).

You can set the visibility of a post but that’s a viewing suggestion, not a privacy guarantee.

Think of your posts as postcards, not sealed letters, and you should be fine.

Sat Oct 29 18:43:38 2022

@Mitsu @solidsanek my nyan

Sat Oct 29 20:50:26 2022

Sat Oct 29 02:29:44 2022

@ezio terminally online

Sat Oct 29 00:24:35 2022

average american conservative be like

he gayed transgenderly down the stairs with the autism in his eyes

Sat Oct 29 20:13:33 2022

Tracking this balloon from bed

Sat Oct 29 01:32:41 2022

every few months twitter does something objectively stupid, a bunch of users are like "i'm leaving!!", then they come here, realize this place isn't utterly rancid like twitter is, and they go back to twitter and talk about how mastodon will never succeed

like clockwork

Sat Oct 29 06:27:51 2022

serpentosity (n)the quality of being full of snakes

Sat Oct 29 00:55:29 2022

wow this works awesome damn

https://tomxcd.me/

Sat Oct 29 00:00:39 2022

:blobcatamongus:

Sat Oct 29 06:29:57 2022

yes please keep tagging me on anything scalie-elated i love it hhhhhhhhhhh :dragnmelt:

Sat Oct 29 06:28:46 2022

The Commodore logo is what computer company logos should look like. Like the platonic ideal or something.

Sat Oct 29 07:29:37 2022

@shitpostalotl

i like the directory-style navigation tho. i think it makes more sense.

Sat Oct 29 23:08:20 2022

@freeplay WHY CAN’T I JUST LIVE IN THE WOODS LIKE FOXXO :blobfoxcry:

Sat Oct 29 01:40:25 2022

Halp I’m turning into a catgirl nya

Sat Oct 29 20:21:53 2022

so slip’s fork of calc’s fork of syuilo’s software :blobfoxgoogly:

Sat Oct 29 16:48:46 2022

he was morbius before it was cool https://askubuntu.com/users/701351/morbius1

Sat Oct 29 01:33:21 2022

@chjara people love toxicity, but never want to admit it.

Sat Oct 29 01:14:28 2022

a.sc because they allow shit like this and the admin is literally Pompompurin (massive data leaker and kiwifarms apologist)

Sat Oct 29 07:16:26 2022

@dhfir

wow there are a lot more ports last i checked... :dragneyes:

Sat Oct 29 02:31:07 2022

i only post 5 per day

Sat Oct 29 21:58:05 2022

snuggle checkpoint :blobfoxsnuggle:

Sat Oct 29 08:01:55 2022

FLOSS advocates (dentists)

Sat Oct 29 07:02:23 2022

@chjara

the so-called "free market" when bullying

Sat Oct 29 01:40:14 2022

@nyx @hayley @sophon

yeah. although i will say the 'get help' thing is predicated on the idea there is actual help available and there almost never is for anyone but the rich. portugal have done well with decriminalization and treatment tho. but the rest of us are on our own. there are christian cults that will suck up ex-addicts but that's very dangerous. when you're overcoming an addiction your brain is pretty messed up and is still rewiring itself and you're very weird and vulnerable.

the actual statistics for alcoholics who get sober are incredibly low. alcoholics actually get a opioid reaction from booze that the rest of us don't get or don't get to the same degree. i sadly think there are probably just certain neurological states that people end up in that can't be changed cos the damage is too extensive and they're just stuck with their vice until death or some future cure we haven't invented yet.

the thing about addiction is that not only is it the motor of the economy, it crashes all our conceptions of self and free will. the fact that people's brains can be hacked for profit doesn't align with what we're comfortable believing about ourselves.

the UK is undergoing an epidemic after the gambling companies really started to bribe the government back in the 00's and got gambling advertising everywhere as online gaming took off. there are so many gambling addicts that will destroy their lives, gamble away their assets and homes etc. gambling addiction is the easiest one to grasp because for most people it just seems insane that you could ever not be able to stop. like you or i would be able to play some slot machine or cards for fun or whatever and probably lose a bit as it is statistically determined we will but we would never get so carried away it would become a regular thing. yet if you ever talk to gambling addicts, they can be rationally aware that statistically they are going to lose, but they don't care. some have imaginary 'systems' but others don't even care about winning and there's many in this book that even say they don't LIKE winning because it interrupts the flow of the game!

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13748038-addiction-by-design

it's an amazing book. they will have heart attacks and deaths on the floor of the slot machine area and the slot junkies wont stop while the ambulance crews are pushing past them. they wear diapers cos they won't stop playing. their brains have been totally hacked and there is an entire industry that has formed around exploiting this to a degree where they are using incredibly complex analysis and neuroscience to literally enslave people. and we can't really stop this because it's their 'choice', but it's a 'choice' in such a way that our ability to explain it with intentional language breaks down.

Sat Oct 29 09:34:25 2022

Sat Oct 29 01:51:36 2022

lol apparently elon asked twitter engineers to print 50 pages of code to show

https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1586127052767318016

Sat Oct 29 16:22:07 2022

Sat Oct 29 15:23:38 2022

If you want privacy on the fediverse

Run your own instance. Be your own admin

Sat Oct 29 01:56:40 2022

rage AGAINST the printer dammit

Sat Oct 29 00:00:21 2022

Squeaking

Sat Oct 29 07:05:23 2022

i still am gonna debloat my install, that’s for damn sure

Sat Oct 29 20:27:22 2022

you better not tug on my antennae (it would hurt)

Sat Oct 29 07:42:28 2022

Sat Oct 29 02:33:21 2022

i'm fighting to stay cis here

Sat Oct 29 20:25:37 2022

How to get up when creature snoozes next to me all day?

Sat Oct 29 06:31:46 2022

Have some AI birbs

Sat Oct 29 01:15:52 2022

@thatonecalculator what a waste of such a short and perfect domain :PikachuFacePalm:

Sat Oct 29 23:27:13 2022

RT @crimethinc@twitter.com

Two years ago today, a mob of Philadelphia police stopped a vehicle, smashed out its windows, snatched a toddler from the back seat, and posted a photograph of themselves brandishing the baby—with this text.

If that's order, we'll take anarchy, thanks.🏴

http://cwc.im/cops

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/crimethinc/status/1586372535440052224

Sat Oct 29 06:30:22 2022

hey puni

Sat Oct 29 08:08:11 2022

oh yeah i can also make a directory on

tomxcd.me

for dragonstuff, protected with an .htaccess file too.

Sat Oct 29 01:08:46 2022

normalize taking a quick 8h+ nap

Sat Oct 29 07:19:31 2022

Warum rund 400 Verantwortliche für .ch-Domains eine Mail vom NCSC erhalten haben, und was das mit der Verwaltung von Webseiten-Versionen zu tun hat.

https://dnip.ch/2022/10/27/wenn-mans-sich-einfach-macht-und-webserver-dann-ungewollt-zu-viel-preisgeben/

Sat Oct 29 23:16:12 2022

@vee bet

Sat Oct 29 19:20:48 2022

#OccularWaifu

Sat Oct 29 02:20:16 2022

i hate COVID i miss eating my friends

Sat Oct 29 18:19:14 2022

@jeder hmmmmm….. :dragnthinkflare:

Sat Oct 29 18:46:27 2022

Pro-tip for new users: on the fediverse, you can swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

Sat Oct 29 01:43:20 2022

Sat Oct 29 05:14:13 2022

@Uwu

YEEEE hi gay

Sat Oct 29 18:43:07 2022

@solidsanek

Sat Oct 29 07:01:33 2022

international "intellectual property" laws are specifically designed to maximize profit of large american and west european corporations

Sat Oct 29 23:06:50 2022

@freeplay I have a big project for economics that’s due Wednesday that I still haven’t started on :mokouDead:

Sat Oct 29 06:31:42 2022

gonna go take a shower now 🚿

Sat Oct 29 01:51:12 2022

I like men

Sat Oct 29 00:33:20 2022

@maia you are cat so you see your reflection and go “i don’t like that”

Sat Oct 29 07:59:23 2022

@shitpostalotl

i tried using fedi for everything, but like :akko_eew2:

and i have a webspace, so might as well use it i guess