why do you think i came back here
as soon as they put it up
"nah bro this shit dumb
back to the gay social i go"
Not to brag, but a lot of people are in therapy because of me.
basic principle of
where there is no problem
we create one :dragnthinkflare:
only downside to fedi is like
80% of the dragons on here
are NSFW accounts
modern redstone tech scares me
0-tick pulses? block event delay? update order? jesse What
@get apt-getgle
dual dither
keep it up zoomers
On May 21st 2007 the body of Sandy Loam was discovered buried 30ft below the surface in Lawrence, Illinois. Her body was discovered during a geological survey of the land after it was discovered that there was an unusually high concentration of radiation in the roughly three square mile area in which her body would eventually be found. Investigators were only able to uncover what's believed to be her name because she was buried with her ID, although no one by her name existed in the Social Security administration's records, and even stranger, her license was issued in Jefferson county, Washington. The case would only become more bizarre when an autopsy revealed no clear cause of death but noted that she had been completely drained of her blood, with no puncture wounds to be found. The coroner at the nearby Harvard Police Department was interviewed and remarked that, "it was like someone was halfway through making a full grown adult woman and then zapped her right into the ground."
@igwigg canada ruled by otters would be a much better situation than whats going on now :dragnsip:
cool computer appliance thing, love the case, looks like it's a fancy custom Amiga
@blumlaut everyone’s an introvert for a different reason :dragnmlem:
Guck der Himmel ist blau
@nullobsi MRAWRRR :dragnyell:
@ente@hat-eine.entenbru.st asked for a mallard duck. So I did a mallard duck. Behold! A mallard duck! 🦆#pixelart
Mixed together two remixes I have made in the past into one song.(Phantasm remix + Drowning In Blood)
cofe :comfycofe:
one of the mornings of all time
@mjdxp gtk4 has a lot going for it from what i hear but on the other hand, need konqi :dragnhearteyes:
every single one ive watched does it in some subtle way
unneccessary :dragnsad:
discord added a new feature called “super reactions” which are reactions you have to pay to use or something, absolutely ridiculous
@naln1 the speedrunners of programming
some art i got commissioned from Parrot Rex (c.w. blood, eye contact)
Welcome to Mastodon.
so true bestie
gift draw i did for Kwizzi and Detestation
cyrillic is awesome btw
sleepy, cuddly, chaotic little vampire wyvern :>
If you can start the day without caffeine.If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains.If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles.If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it.If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time.If you can take criticism and blame without resentment.If you can conquer tension without medical help.If you can sleep without the aid of drugs.Then you are probably the Family Dog.
throw command blocks into the mix and my brain just implodes :akkoconfused:
have barely ever touched it so im one to complain
but how its structured just intimidates me :dragnsweats:
for a while that was the case for me too
until i was banned from a server due to drama
so i was like "fuck it back to fedi we go"
to each their own
all my friends are here already :>
my irl friends are too introverted to care
@lain@lain.com @VD15@pl.valkyrie.world @kaia@brotka.st according to my timeline, definitly dutch
i should know
have been using that shit for the past 3 months when i wasn't here
my wallet hates me :dragnsad:
@mametsuko I’m blue Da ba de da ba da
@chjara meant the informal pronoun “you guys” :dragnsip:
capitalism
more like
napitalism
tired sleepy :dragnsleep:
@anthracite must give ladyderg headpats :dragnpats:
"Microsoft Edge sends a request to bingapis .com with the full URL of nearly every page you navigate to"
Microsoft secretly tracks people across myriads of websites/apps via pixel. Now it was caught tracking them directly in the browser, by default. Wild.https://www.theverge.com/2023/4/25/23697532/microsoft-edge-browser-url-leak-bing-privacy
YOU CAN RUN DOOM ON 16 039 018 500 CRABS
nyx-maija ship and its surrounding discourse is truly incomprehensible
ENA is basically if all of Fedi was combined into one singular person
Amazing!
@mjdxp ah i see, so they actually made it harder
higher res version
by Parrot Rex#2110 on discord
wonder if english will ever get a pronoun like “ihr” in german been a while since the last update
From @ChaoBubblegum
ja, willkommen! wir haben der ganze Cofe :cofepat:
tfw you exit Hyperfocus Mode and get hit with every status effect ever
im meiner deutschklasse schaue eine film
how bad of a rot we talkin
and which bone :jelsweat:
@lebronjames75 i can’t do it legally need to pirate sex
Ron DeSantis: a clown
The US House of Congress: a circus
Presidential debates and runnings: circus circus the cruise ship
@atlrvrse hot
Fluted columns on the way to my "temple" (sex dungeon)
just cancelled mine
not even gonna bother with discord anymore
:dragnheart:
@chjara am i color blind or some shit :ablobcatgoogly:
sometimes i forget how minimalist i am
was literally only active in that server alone lmao
ある日大きな塔が立つ 雲の上まで続いてる 長い行列作っているよ みんな笑顔で続いてる 登れ 進め 高い塔へ 一つ登れば遊園地 二つ登れば歓楽街 三つ登れば地上の楽園 降りるお客はおりません 登れ 進め 高い塔へ 雲の上まで登ります
wonder how forever is doing
hope they are ok :dragnheart:
@mjdxp GNOME always has a problem with something, wouldn’t be suprised.
Truth.
@Epsi :blobfoxboopcute: boopable
Man do people love to hear the convenient stuff :blobcatgooglyheadache:
Bluesky's culture is definitely settled into that of "Twitter but a few nerds and companies self-host". Makes me pretty uncomfortable, it just feels like we're gonna needlessly keep going through the same things forever for no good reason…
grass has never been greener, guys touchies
@nyx @tomo so you don’t exist near a ledge good safety precautions :dragnheart:
ふぇー
best password manager i have used
and probably the safest if im being honest X>
forgot that coming back to fedi means being fed a lot of homestuck lore
fedi definitely still needs a lot of work in order for the average user to want to use it
we will get there eventually
i hope
is there a possibility i could make an emote pack, and you could import it in?
@tlapka tleep :blobfoxcomfysleepy:
Getting a dedicated Intel Mac server on AWS is literally a Gacha game right now... Keep paying $20 until you get a working one with new firmware that can boot macOS 13. :woozy_aws:
"legal name" implies a more nefarious "illegal name"
I understand why people are shipping us now, it's like some kind of sadistic gladiatorial spectacle
@igwigg entire laniakea supercluster, ruled by otters
ooo me smells an idea for a code project
with me biiiggg draggy snoot :dragnowo:
Witnessing the discourse of an “I can make her worse” relationship on the TL today
well dying on my friends due to not drinky the blood is also rude :uwu_cirno:
just said “i don’t have the energy to think right now, i’m bimbomaxxing”
like at least make an non-horny alt for ur boi :blobfoxpleading:
chjara reacting with 👍
thought i'd never see the day
probably gonna use this more than discord now
tired of paying for bullshit
@Stellar here's the TGV!I am currently eating at Burger King with @Stellar!!!!!!
Yes, I am, in fact, still breathing
Thought you could get rid of me that easy? :blobwink:
my wife doesn't want to make an amogus antenna
You are an asshole.
I don't wanna capitalism today I just wanna be a dragon on the Internet
cunning and calculating
don't ask me how the phantom universe works, i am heliocentric
@lebronjames75 ayo :dragnthinkflare: