FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - IMPORTANT!

Now, you may have noticed service disruptions and seeing less of me on the internet - there’s a reason for that. I’m 16 (As you can see in the about section of my site), which means I live with my parents. Now this would be fine if they were supportive of my coding and websites. But they’re not. They’re… to put it bluntly “Idiotic, blundering, misinformed christian bitch and bastard alike”. They’re rude. Try to get me to “Go outside” when I’m in the middle of important updates. Barge into my room and yell at me to do shit I was never told to do. And worse of all they keep taking my shit.
Below is a neatly organized list of every device I own, A means they took it, B means I have it, and C means it’s lent to someone.
Device ID Possesor Date of removal Reason for removal EST. date of return Latest date of return Condition(if removed: on removal)
Unihertz tank 2 pro 1 B 16/2/25 Failure to maintain grades rectified grades 16/2/26 Good, cracked screen protector
4X iphone 5/5s 2-5 A 15/2/25 Failure to maintain grades rectified grades 15/2/26 moderate usage
3X iphone SE1 6-8 A 15/2/25 Failure to maintain grades rectified grades 15/2/26 good
Sonim XP8 9 A 15/2/25 Placement near bed rectified grades 15/2/26 Missing battery cover
Nokia C110 10 A 15/2/25 Placement near bed rectified grades 15/2/26 good
Ipad 7th generation 11 A 15/2/25 Placement near bed rectified grades 15/2/26 good, minor bending, doesn't affect functionality
Ipad mini 2nd generation 12 A 16/2/25 Placement near bed rectified grades 16/2/26 Screen Shattered, not easily usable, digitizer damaged
VWAR S9 ultra 13 A 15/2/25 Failure to maintain grades rectified grades 15/2/26 Unknown, last seen in good condition
Acer nitro laptop 14 A 16/2/25 N/A N/A N/A Good, starting to break
Surface pro 3 15 A->B!? x/x/19 Placement near bed Pending 1/1/21 Except for nonfunctional touch, good
Kindle Fire 7 16 B N/A N/A N/A N/A Great
Kindle fire (?) 17 A 16/2/25 Failure to maintain grades rectified grades 16/2/26 great
Iphone se2 18 N N/A N/A N/A N/A heavy repair needed, nonfunctional
Iphone 5/5s x5 19-23 A 16/2/25 Failure to maintain grades rectified grades 16/2/26 Good, FMI locked
Iphone 5/5s 24 A 16/2/25 Failure to maintain grades rectified grades 16/2/26 Cracked screen, FMI locked
Old Toshiba satellite 25 B N/A N/A N/A N/A Missing chasis screws, missing charger, functional
Old Gaming tower 26 B N/A N/A N/A N/A Panel missing, connections bad, can work to limited extent
Apple watch 27 ?(Lost) N/A N/A N/A N/A Unknown, last seen in good condition
Soyes XS13 28 A 15/2/25 Failure to maintain grades rectified grades 15/2/26 Good
Soyes XS16 29 N N/A N/A N/A N/A Destroyed
Water damaged Iphone SE2 30 N N/A N/A N/A N/A In peices, new screen & front camera needed
25¢ phone 31 N N/A N/A N/A N/A In peices, new screen needed
Iphone 6S 32 C N/A N/A N/A N/A Cracked screen, Functional
Sonim XP8 33 C N/A N/A N/A N/A Good
Sonim XP8 34 C N/A N/A N/A N/A Good
Now one thing to say: Ignore the reason column, it really should be relabeled “excuse”. How does this relate to the the outages? Well it’s quite simple. My shitty fucking parents forced their way into my room, destroy half my shit, grabbed my hair, and slapped me. Then I ran away for several hours. This is simplified – there will hopefully be a more-in-detail explanation coming soon. But that’s why you’re experiencing outages. Now, I gotta be in court on monday if memory serves me right so I likely won’t be reachable for the majority of the day. If I don’t update this within 2 weeks starting Nov 29, 2025 at 01:46 then assume the worst. Whomever I’ve given authentication keys for my site to are free to post and needed notices or updates without permission.